Yo Mama's So Fat 6

Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.

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Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.

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Yo mama so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid.

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Yo mama so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her.

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Yo Mama's So Fat 5

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo mama so fat her graduation photo was an aerial.

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Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

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Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

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Yo Mama's So Fat 4

Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

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Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

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Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.

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Yo mama so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business.

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Yo Mama's So Fat 2

Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

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Yo mama so fat she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.

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Yo mama so fat NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the ozone layer.

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Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm.

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