Yo Mama's So Fat 5

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo mama so fat her graduation photo was an aerial.

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Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

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Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

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Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

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Yo mama so fat she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

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Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

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