Sorry I’ve been so slow on the posts as of late, but to be honest, nothing that exciting has caught my eye, until that is, the Tragiqueness of our favorite The Hills tart, Heidi Montag, who debuted her “fashion line” this weekend in LA. Yes, anyone who has ever been on TV can hawk a fashion line, and obvs. Heidi is going for the, shall we say, sluttier demographic. Short shorts and belly shirts… oh so groundbreaking?! Look for her line in a Forever 21 near you.
While we’re on the topic, my GO FUG girls, said it perfectly:
Now, I’m not saying she copied — just that, basically, Heidi has unwittingly given the world an even less expensive way to look like Posh, but with the addition of formal shorts. And hey, in a way, Heidi could be considered the shoestring-budget version of Mrs. Beckham: Neither of them can sing, and both of them trend toward clothing I would refer to, in my bluer moments, as Tits-Tacky. Given that, maybe it makes sense that one of Heidi’s first stabs at the clothing arts would be an unimaginative club-hopper homage to a woman who FAR out-fabs her yet is equally in search of lasting creative relevance.
This would only be a mere conincidence, if Heidi wasn’t recently quoted as saying the VB is her idol. Poor VB.
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