Yo Mama's So Fat 4

Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

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Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

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Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.

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Yo mama so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business.

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Yo Mama's So Fat 3

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Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

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Yo mama so fat she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

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Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

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Yo Mama's So Fat 2

Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

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Yo mama so fat she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.

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Yo mama so fat NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the ozone layer.

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Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm.

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