Can we make a deal - "I HELP YOU, YOU HELP ME"

Oleh Barisan Pendekar Melayu Haprak

Kalau tak bawa lesen, IC atau tiba tiba kena road block, macam mana ??
OK , be stay cool, berani sikit cakap dengan polis
Terus sound kepada polis
I want to make a deal with you. Can we have and understanding or not?
Kalau Polis kata OK
Maka teuskan lagi
The understanding is quite simple
You help me , I help you.
Tengok apa reaction polisi tu.
Kalau dia jawap, Lu nak kasi rasuah kah?? Wa boleh tangkap
Jawap :
Kita rakyat deliver cash punya.

-- Kalau you pergi pejabat kerajaan, nak minta apa apa borang atau jumpa pegawai kerajaan, tolong katakan
Can we make a deal with you. Can we have and understanding or not?
The understanding is quite simple , you help me I help you
Kalau pegawai kerajaan itu buat diam maka sound lagi
Wa tolong lu, lu tolong Wa, Ini bukan tipu
Kalau pegawai kerajaan itu kata ok,
Maka jawaplah Kalau lu kowtim on mnday I call, Wednesday I deliver the cheque
Cheque will be prepared, I don’t want to make promises

If you deliver me Monday, Wednesday all cheque will be prepared
But you must make sure everything kowtim dulu
Lu tak payah keluar duit
Wa keluar duit, very expensive you know??
This is the rakyat cash to the people That’s why I come here.

-- Kalau MACC nak tangkap lu
Elok lah cakap this is our deal today
The understanding is quite simple
You help me I help you
Kalau MACC gempaq lu lagi?? Tolong cakap
Wah!! sudah naik lah,
I want you know when we make our words,
We honor to our words. Terus terang kepada MACC
This is rakyat cash to MACC
Kalau MACC terus nak tangkap cakap lah
This is our deal tonight, you help me I help you,

Muahaha .....Najib punya cakap boleh, I help you , you help me .
Pasal apa gua tak boleh??