Went to Cosmoprof (spelling?) Academy today.
They were having an exam and needed "models".
So they did facial, eyebrow trimming&Eyelash tinting,
Face massage, Manicure, hand massage, Makeup & etc.

supposed to end at arnd 5.30pm-6pm.
And it dragged all the way till arnd 7.30pm.
So Patrick was waiting there for like err, 2 hrs?
It was kind of last minute,
so didnt have time to plan the timing &all.
and so, SORRY&THANKYOU PATRICK(:

Walked over to Cathay to meet him,
and went to parkmall's Sakae Sushi for dinner.
Ate the teppanyaki buffet dinner,
And we didnt know it included teppanyaki, until payment.
Stayed there from 7.50pm all the way till 9.30pm.
Mochi Icecream for dessert.
HAHAHHA.
i took the yam&lychee,
leaving that starfish with only Yam&sesame.
LOL.
NANINANIPOOPOO.

after that went over to PS.
walked arnd.
HAHAHAHHA.
stupid bears& all luh seriously.
like the other-versionated crocs,
havainas sandals&everlast sandals.
oh&the nice and soft bedroom slippers.
OOOOH NICE.
maybe it'll become a trend someday.
KEEP YOUR PJS!!
MAYBE ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL WEAR PJS WITH LEGGINGS AND BELT.
&that's when your kiddy PJs will come in handy!
LOL.

So, Trained back home&reached home at almost 12am.

MONEY'S FLYING AWAY SO QUICKLY!
RAHHHHHHHHHH.

Patrick&Justin's Furry FAT shih tzu, Lucky.

Woke up so many times today.

Who's fault huh!

Firstly, 5.45am for wake up call,

msg receive at 6.33am&6.34am.

phone rang at 9.18am,

Msg received again at 10 plus.

Phone rang again at 11.29am.

&then 11.048am.

no peace i tell you.

kept spoiling my sweet sweet dreams.

&everytime i wake up, and fall back asleep,

i couldnt get back the same dream with same plot.

hahahahs.

----OHOHOH,

2 nights ago,

i dreamt that aliens were attacking.

And the world was shaking,

Only to wake up and realise that it was my phone vibrating.

Stupid luh.-----

Justin kept calling me,

to wake up and meet him cos he ended at 1pm today.

actually, cos he ponned the maths&chem lectures huh.

Like some housefly eh,

Break my dream plots.

lol.

& so i finally finally got up at arnd 12pm,

bathed&rushed out of the hse.

Met him @ Tampines Interchange.

I reached just on time.

Okay, maybe only 2 mins late?

credits to the whoever who didnt open the school gate for him.

HAHAHHA.

Walked arnd,

bought eyeliner&cream.

&had lunch at TM,

fogot the name of the restaurant.

had fish&chips, which contained beer i think.

but, it just tasted like those fairprice fish fillets luh.

lol.

Then we went to toys'r'us for a lil while.

& headed down to his hse.

eh, actually the house's quite big leh.

Oh& the FAT FLUFFY FAT doggy,

so happy and fat.(lol, doesnt this remind u of P&J?)

but it refused to "shake hand" with me.

RAHH.

Guy's room with dressing table,

queen(or is it king) sized bed,

mini walk-in wardrobe&individual bathroom.

Tsktsktsk,

Vain Lah.

HAIYOOO.

left there @5.30pm And went to the other bus stop to take bus.

the bus was moving so slowly, cos of the jams and all.

& i was late for CIC.

reached there at like 7pm plus?

hahahhaha.

so had CIC 3&4,

and then dinner at Teochew Moi again.

So at least i wasnt bored today(:

Patrick&Justin owe me favours.(:

collectingfavours.

This is supposed to be a fun post.
then again,
Maybe not.
Cos something/someone just pissed me off.

Anyway, watched L Changed The World, today.

the show's quite nice actually.

but its kind of sad.

Gelare ystr, Gelare today.

But i still prefer anderson's.

Bought my Nike Dunks today.

& on the way home in the bus,

there was a rather comical coversation going on between this guy&girl.

&the other two guys agree that it was a total comedy.

next time, talk softer in the bus,

if you know youre talking fairies&unicorns.

Look at Mother Kamkuat, table cloth is the new trend! (:

iknowimsooooooooodead.

---MUTHAKAMKUAT made me remove the pic:(-----

but! I STILL HAVE IT RIGHT! Its really worth browsing at!

[[ EDIT: OKAY LA. MOTHER KAMKUAT COMPLAINED.

ANYWAY, MOTHER KAMKUAT'S PHOTO'S SELLING FOR 10CENTS EACH.

FOR ODERS, CONTACT ME(: We provide photo printing of famous Mother Kamkuat on ur lockets,keychains&walls too(: ]]

Say Hello to Patrick&Justin.

if you didnt know, Patrick Koh &Justin Koh are 2 different people.

but, they look very alike don't they.

of course luh.

Patrick's on the left, an Justin's on the right, FYI.

Patrick was from VS, and Justin was from TK.

yepyep.

There are a few differences between them.

For Example:

Patrick is Cute, but Justin is not as cute.

OR

Patrick is Nice, but Justin bullies people.

OR

Patrick is super Lazy, but Justin is lazy to an extent, whereby he pons lectures.

OR

Patrick is patient, but Justin is short tempered&petty.

OR

Patrick Plays Goodminton, but Justin plays Badminton.

&LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

only Patrick is my bfriend(:

the similarity between them?

BOTH TALK ALOT OF BULLSHIT.

Hahahahahhaa.

do you get it?

if you don't then,

NANINANIPOOPOO(:

fuck you&

time's gonna be up.

Keira Knightley's Secret To Bigger Boobs

Keira Knightley’s is known for having a flat chest, so when her Elizabeth Swan’s tiny breasts spilled over her tight corset, something seemed odd. Well now Keira has admitted the secret to her Pirates Of The Caribbean character’s bigger boobs – make up.

The 22 year old revealed her cleavage enhancing session in the make-up room took 45 minutes every morning before filming on the movie started. Shadows would be applied to her skin to give the illusion of fuller breasts.

The technique used to be all the rage throughout Hollywood but is being killed of as the popularity of silicone enhancement grows.

Speaking about her transforming boobs, Keira says: "They painted my tits on me for the films, which is extraordinary because it's kind of a dying art form - in the past, they used to have whole sections of the studios devoted to bosom make-up.

"And I loved it, completely loved it. Because it was the first time in my life I had big tits, and I didn't even need surgery.”

What happened to the good old fashioned method of sticking toilet tissue down your bra?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i'm bored,
i'm very bored,
i'm very very bored,
i'm seriouslybored,
i'm very seriously bored,
i'm very very seriously bored,
i'm extremely bored,
i'm mega extremely bored,
i'm mega super extremely bored.

&i'm BOREDDDDD!
i need something to do.
its not a need to do smth,
but rather a need for smth to do.
ARGH.
or i'll end up walking arnd my house,
or talking to the black oreo bear.
or to the christmassy bear.
or to the pooh bear.
or to that bald-headed tortise.

i want school to start now now now.
hahahhahaa.
stupid aint it.
when there's school,
i don't attend.
and when there isnt,
i want to attend.
ARGHH.

Everyone's so #$%^&*(&^%$#$^&* busy.
it's either school, or work or i don't know what.
BOO HOOOO HOOOOOOOO.

today,
i've been home the whole day.
woke up at 5.45am, 6.30am+++.
and some other timings too.
woke up finally at 11.30am.
went online.
ate lunch.
came back online,
slept till 5 plus or 6,
watched teevee,
came online,
ate dinner,
went back online, Till now.

So its like, online, offline, online, offline.
FUN RIGHT!?! LIKE WHAOOOOOOOO!!!
this kind of lifestyle and routine totally rocks!
Just like a pig, oink oink.
just that pigs do not have the privileges of surfing the net.
HAHAHAHAHHA.
wth, self entertainment.
lol.


I MUST GO OUT TMR.
MUST MUST MUST MUST.
&i shall start planning for the week,
&the next, & next & next,
all the way till school starts.
oh,& i have to look for a driver ,
to sent me to school every morning.
or else,
Im pretty sure, i'll be late everyday.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
BOREDOM SUCKS LUH.

TO PATRICK:

Starfish!
All the best for your trials tmr(:
3rd in Singapore before,
can't be that bad one lah hor!
anyway, i hope my hair clip didnt injure ur eye too much.
& you'll still be able to aim&focus tmr.
HEH.
who ask you!?!
stupid idiot.
lean la, lie la, rest la,
lean,lie&rest somemore!?!
hahahhas.

Remember,
Smack,Whack& do whatever.
LOL. *winks*
oh, but don't Pose and all lah.
later pose alr,
not enough time to whack.
hahahaha,
show off only.

MUST Strive for Captainship,
I TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU!
captain!captain!captain!
hahahahhahahs.
&tell me what happens tmr.

once again,
Thanks for everything(:

okeydokey,
i'll end off with what you wanna hear.
LoveLove bfriend(:(:

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TO NOTE,
The Stuff on the tagboard, Msn nick & all,
is done by Patrick luh.
yep, that bastard broke the sex band.
stupid dumb dumb.
Anyway, this is just to announce how ego,
that dumb shit can get, lol (:

-----------
&i realised that there are 5 colours on my hair(:
D.brown, L.brown, Gold, Blond & Black.
hahahhahahaha.
investments on hair.

Little fun fact (:
hahahhaa.
got me excited somehow.
i don't know.
HAHAHAHA.
i was msging Patrick at like 2am.
&i woke up early at 10 plus.(okay, maybe not early)
& couldnt help but to call him immediately.
hahahhahahaha.
stupid lah.
LOL.

PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES.

Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape?

Could there really be a Vanessa Hudgens sex floating around internet?

Last year, the 19-year-old Disney star was involved in a much publicized scandal where nude photos -- intended for boyfriend Zac Efron -- calculated around the Internet.

According to the UK Sun, Vanessa allegedly appears in the video scantily clad sitting underneath a Christmas tree.

Sources say the video shows the High School Musical actress wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a tiny red thong.

Hudgens can supposedly be heard saying, "I've been a good girl this year" followed by her boyfriend Zac Efron entering the picture.

The two young stars have been dating since January 2007 after meeting on set of their movie ‘High School Musical.’

Hudgens nor Efron have yet to comment on the alleged video.

Here's your dedication, Bfriend :

I Love You, Bfriend.
I care for you, Bfriend.
I miss you too, Bfriend.
&of course,
Thank you for everything,
Bfriend(:(:(:
now, u owe me 4.(:
okay, i wrote Bfriend, as you wished.
be honoured.

didn't go for fellowship today.
The truth, I just didn't feel like going.
ate dinner with Jessalyn&cabbed back home.


reminiscing,
i realized that many things have changed.
so many changes taking place.
Maybe too many at once.
or maybe its just me.
perhaps, i should change my expectations&perspective.
the last time i felt like this, was like yesteryear.
long long time ago.
hmm,
change is the only constant in life.
that should very well make me think a little more.

i think there's only one thing,
that'll be able to turn my everything around.
but it'll take a long while before it happens.
actually, i'm not even sure about that.

Foxtrot –Cave Man Billy

Foxtrot –Cave Man Billy/These Passing Days –RCA APBO 0169 (1974 UK)

Cave Man Billy is one of the many Glam Era Bubblegum Obscurities released on RCA at the time. It’s a silly yet compelling tune with a nice Fuzz part and Sweet–like vocals. It recalls a more frothy Neanderthal Man and is another pure Bubbleglam delight.

There are quite a few cheap copies if this single floating about online, so happy hunting!

Click below for a soundclip of Cave Man Billy

Lindsay Lohan's nude photos are an Internet sensation

Lindsay Lohan's racy nude photo shoot mimicking Marilyn Monroe has become a worldwide Web sensation.

New York magazine, which commissioned the photographs, is now threatening cease and desist orders on big name Web sites including major newspapers who are using the images without permission.

Meanwhile, the magazine's own Web traffic soared 2,000 percent.

"When you put up beautiful photos of a celebrity like this, you expect this kind of reaction," said a New York Magazine spokesperson. "But we try to be vigilant to protect our content."

But the actress' father is not one of the millions swooping to ogle the pix of her with only a sheer silk scraf covering her modesty.

Lohan's father has reportedly refused to look at the pictures. He told Us Weekly: "I'm not going to look at the photos - that's my daughter!"

"I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny."

Mother Dina Lohan, however, backed her daughter's exposure, believing it was the opportunity of a lifetime.

The magazine reported 20 million page views on Monday and Tuesday for its Lohan photo gallery, compared to between two and three million for other content.

The 21-year-old actress, who has had a dark history of arrests and rehabilitation, stripped for photographer Bert Stern to recreate one of Monroe's most famous photo shoots, done shortly before she died.

Stern famously shot Monroe in 1962, six weeks before her death, in what is now known as "The Last Sitting." He photographed Monroe in 1962 at the Hotel Bel-Air in California, six weeks before she was found dead from an overdose of barbiturates. Those images for Vogue magazine feature Monroe in next to nothing, posing nude with some scarves and jewelry as her accessories and sipping champagne.

Almost 50 years later, Stern re-creates his iconic photographs, pose for pose with his new muse, Lohan, at the same hotel. Though the star of "Mean Girls" and "Freaky Friday" is rarely compared to the screen legend, Stern told the magazine he agreed to do the recreation because he suspected Lohan "had a lot more depth to her" than one might assume from "those teenage movies."

i'm not in a very good mood.
&i don't know why too.
let's just say, i'm getting short-tempered.
maybe cos i'm too free,
to like get pissed over small, unnecessary stuff.
in which after a while,
i would realise that it wasnt that pissing afterall.
damn it.
i should just go buy a communicable robot or smth,
so that it'll give me all the attention i want.
Afterall,
i'm not the "one person" kind of person,
and that's not related to independency.
My problem just lies in the part,
whereby, i can ,
but i don't like to do things alone.
its a matter of whether want to or not.
but as far as i know, i don't want to,
cos that feeling sucks big time.
That's bad, i know.
damn it la.
i need to shift my focus,
and do more,
rountine-ated stuff in life.
whatever luh.
i'm suddenly being negative about stuff.
DAMN.
i want to say that word, very much.
but im not gonna do so.
So i'll just end with.
FLAMINGO.copyrighted

woke up at 1 plus, plus, plus.
&i didnt C justin's school today.
damn.

im uber bored.
Double damn.

& im not going out later alr.
triple damn.

&shuen's not gg for cell tonight.
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN.
Glenys's not going, Jessalyn's not going.
WTFlamingo LUH.

AHHHHHHHH,
i feel like Like C-ing Justin's School tmr!
see la,
stupid influence!
OMG, MEGA FUN.
CANNOT STAND IT!
see la see la see la see la.
ARGHHH.
I WANT I WANT!
omg.
EH SHIT!
my hair's highlighted!
damn it.
but can spray right!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
ARGHHHHHHHHH FUN-NESS.

HEYHEYYOU.

went out with shuen today.

bought a bag frm charles&keith with Shuen.

wanted to buy shoes&shirts, but in the end didnt =(.

Bought a belt though(:

Oh&the shorts, I didnt get it =( .

Nvm,

next day shall go out with my mom to get it.

And maybe she'll pay,

which i think she will,

cause its for poly what.(:

hahahhahahahahhahahaha.

Woke up late today.
Bathed&rushed out of the hse.
I didnt know XX (lol, elaine!) was so ______.
had some brain-thinking processes again.
LOl.
and thought of more, and even better ones,
while on the cabby to XXX.
lol.
XXX is really lenient, and the VP's friendly,
with a deep dimple. (linkless, i know)
& their brain-thinking processes were lesser.
lol.
but nope,
im not gonna appeal there.
not gonna dye my hair black,
not gonna carry heavy school bag,
nor am i gonna take Napfa(:
hahahahhas.
But Lannie, WORK HARD ALRIGHTO(:
went to swensens,
and lannie's mum gave us a treat(:
LOL.
i'll still be able to meet up w lannie next time,
and go to school tgt.
that is if i don't decide to go str8,
to that 3 year short-cut thingy.
-----------------------------
anyway, Im going to shop with KOHSHUEN tomorrow.
&hopefully buy stuff (:
stuff like the Shorts. (:
& maybe shoes (:

tmr i'll find my own source of entertainment.
entertainment, if its what you think it is.
& maybe break my habit?
doesn't that make your day?

Got the Posting results today.
it was like.
good; bad; good; bad.
Lol.
went down to the school.
maybe it wasnt that bad(:
hahaha.
cos many people are trying to appeal in,
and their chances are "extremely unlikely".
Lol.
but going there means that,
i actually wasted some of my pts.
and is it worth it?
Rah

anyway,
went down to IJC too.
did some B.L-ing.
hahahaha.
i think the The principal's
a very busy person.
yepyepyep.


hahaha.
and so, tmr we'll be going to check out the rest too.
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The other day's steamboat-ing :

-TNS

The grape stealers- Zac&Gartrick; evidences above&below

See the grape stick! lol. Extra Idiot.

Oh Yeah, we're hanging! WHEEEEEE. right.

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OH& for some GAY SHOWCASE(:

Yahla Gatrick, Big chest luh, lots of muscles la, Show off.

(you're gonna kill me for this, i know. Heee)

Grumpy –Rule Britannia (We’re Doing Our Bit)

Grumpy –Rule Britannia (We’re Doing Our Bit)/ You Were My Friend –Decca F13492 (1974 UK)

Rule Britannia is a fun period piece and a great ode to the 3 day week, full of the Dunkirk spirit with a wink to Confessions Of A Window Cleaner... it certainly gives The Strawbs’ Part Of The Union a good run for its money. The lyrics are a real hoot and musically it comes across like a Vaudevillian Kinks in bovver boots. Dave Bloxham produced this, he was mainly known for Reggae stuff although he also produced that first Ducks Deluxe album.

Click on title for a full version of Rule Britannia

EDIT: [&I've locked my blog.

though i know that there are other ways to enter in.

But, haiya,

for those who know how to get in,

Good for you. ]

This morning,

something pissed me off.

got up @ like 10am.

bathed&changed.

and then waited for news&updates.

but nope, nothing @ all.

call also never answer.

freaking last minute& indecisive.

I DON'T LIKE.

maybe you would say,

you don't like, your problem.

Yeah, its my problem.

maybe Shuen doesn't mind,

but I Do. I mind alot in fact.

Especially the fact that i woke up early

& got change and all.

aiya, whatever luh.

its like always one right.

Maybe it just needs a little getting used to.
the fact that #$%^&$#$%^&.

only shuen knows la.

must bring more new friends.

MUST.

because of you1 & you2 & you***

i did a spare a thought for you1.

know or not. you don't know one la.

haiya.

you2. sacrfices for you.

you*** really played a humogous big part.

--------------------------
this suits well.


I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
so I don't get hurt
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me,
but everyone around me
Because of you I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake A smile,
a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

I watched you die
I heard you cry every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For that same damn thing


Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you I learned to play on the safe side
so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you I am
afraid

Because of you
Because of you

arghhhhh.
damn it.
i don't know what's going on in my mind.
its like my brain's not functioning well.
& i think i've not been concentrating
on stuff i've been doing for the past few days.
Its like my mind's far far away.
it also feels as if im dreaming.
when i wake up,
its like, woah, another day alr ehh.
so fast.
and what have i been doing lehh!?!
my mind has drifted far far away.
lol.
Patrick says that its cos im tired.
maybe, probably.
hahahha.
or maybe because i lack of
logical thinking&learning processes.
hahahhahaha.
See la.
what am i talking about now leh!
damn.

with the cookies.p.s Hilly: Elaine was Holding my hand. (:9.8.9, the WHAO WHAO WHAO masterpiece, not

childish people leh!

lols.

ystr was VALENTINO FRIDAY(:

lols.

the best part first,

I GOT MY NEW PHONE(:

YAYNESS.

hahahaha.

but its not nothing to do with valentino friday,

i know.
hahahhahahahahha.

but yepyep.

shopped with shuen for a lil while,

and headed down to wayne's hse.

with lots of paper bags, carriers, etc..

lol.

like some mega shopaholics.
hahas.

went to his hse,

did the deco.

i blowed arnd 32 balloons.

cos that kamkuat couldnt even blow a single one!

RAHHH.

lol.

then left to fatch the rest frm amk.

&back to wayne's hse again.

Short summary isnt it?

lol

HAHAHAHHAHHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH(:

ZAC-A-ROO

PATRICKGARTRICK ("fake" photo)

LANNIE HONEY(as greedy as ever)

dry season

It hasn't rained at all since Chinese New Year on 7 Feb.

But at the Esplanade's Huayi Festival, there was thunder and a chorus of falling rain during Sound seed, Taiwanese actor/musician-composer Lim Giong's collaborative performance with a sound engineer and 3 young Singaporean lighting designer, interactive designer and installation artist. As Lim Giong himself hinted at, this attempt to create an immersive aural, visual and spatial experience of positive energy could have worked better in a museum/gallery than as a 1 hour performance. [left: cover of Lim Giong's latest CD insects awaken]

The next day, J and I watched renowned Taiwanese director Stan Lai's thoroughly enjoyable and admirable new production Like Shadows. Much has been written about it in the papers, so I won't go into any details about the play.

Walking out of the theatre after one of the better post-performance discussions I've attended, the intellectual and emotional energies the play obviously inspired from the audience lingered. I asked J's opinion of what he thought were necessary to achieve a production as accomplished and almost faultless as Like Shadows, say, compared with many of the lesser works we have seen from our fellow-islanders.

J's immediate response was this: "no shouting." [Our constant complaint after many Singapore plays we watch is the amount of shouting that goes on] Prompted to elaborate, he explained that it was not just literal, but a general sense that playwrights and directors were shouting their "messages" at audiences, pounding a singular perspective and vision across to an audience that somehow the playwright/director mistrusted - maybe even disdained. This is a generalisation, of course. Lai's work should also not be assumed to be representative of the state of Taiwanese theatre and arts scene. But thinking back on many of my experiences in our theatres, I could not help but agree with J.

How I enjoyed the open-ness of Lai's play, the respect it had for its audience's ability to wander around its characters and ideas, to form connections. I enjoyed too the particularity of the play's context - Taiwan's Sun Moon Lake, the practice in Taiwanese cinemas 10-20 years ago of playing the national anthem before each screening, the superstitions and Taoist rites that China would have lost after the Cultural Revolution - and its ability to reach also beyond its particular context to communicate the universal doubts, questions about desire, violence, immortality, death, imagination.

For me, the other reason is that every single aspect of the production was equally excellent - every actor in the ensemble cast; the set and lighting designers; the stylists; the music... For this, you need talented professionals working in every single aspect of the production - and not 1 sensitive playwright or 1 visionary director or 2-3 impressive actors. As in a dance, no 1 dancer could afford to be out of step.


days of being young!

Maybe it would only be a matter of time. We would only need to wait for our artist(e)s - literally - to age.

And alongside this, Sound Seed reminded me that there should always be room for and a need for experiments, learning, growth and failure in the arts. For all the weakness of Sound Seed as a performance, I respected and also learned from Lim Giong's gracious acceptance of criticism at the post-performance discussion with his younger collaborators. It was an experiment, he pointed out, and we would work towards something better.

VDAY TODAY!!(:

i've decided to name this cute thingy, OREO!! lol.

i think its damn cute!

ARGH.

i like i like.

its not small, its big(:

not very big, but big(:

it even has a protruding 3D butt, and a cute lil heart on the butt.

AWWWWW,

isnt it cute?

GAHGAHGAH.

b - 14feb

Heidi Klum tops Worlds Hottest Models list

Heidi Klum has topped a list for the Worlds Hottest Models by model.com.

Coming in close on her heels in the second spot was actor Leonardo DiCaprios former girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Third place on the list went to another Brazilian beauty Adriana Lima.

The top five was rounded off by American Tyra Banks and Czech beauty Karolina Kurkova, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Apart from the fact that these women were all on the hottest models in the world list, they also have another thing in common all are models for lingerie giant Victorias Secret.

The top 20 list for the World’s Hottest Models as per models.com is:








1. Heidi Klum
2. Gisele Bundchen
3. Adriana Lima
4. Tyra Banks
5. Karolina Kurkova
6. Alessandra Ambrosio
7. Isabeli Fontana
8. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
9. Ana Beatriz Barros
10. Natalia Vodianova
11. Carolyn Murphy
12. Naomi Campbell
13. Noemie Lenoir
14. Marisa Miller
15.Fernanda Tavares
16. Daria Werbowy
17.Veronica Varekova
18. Kate Moss
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20. Josie Moran (ANI)

Hellohello.

HAPPY VALENTINES(:
spent alot of time making vday stuff today.
oh&got alot of cuts.
my left ringman, right thumb& right pinky.
left ringman&right thumb was cut by scissors.
the left ringman was gross.
cut till it looked like fish gills.
the flesh could be lifted up.
hahahahaha.
the right pinky was burnt by the oven
ouch right.
pain&bubble-ly.


argh tired alr,
dont wanna blog.
RAHHHH.
i'll blog tmr.



thanks for the call to accompany me.
i really appreciated it(:

The other day's @ my hse.
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HELLOHELLO

did some shopping today.
i bought stuff(:
yeah, that's called shopping.
LOL.
but shopping= Money= :( ,
LOL.
Patrick supposed to come shopping with me and lannie,
but he had stuff on last minute.
HAHAHA, PATRICK, U OWE US SMTH EH!
oh&patrick is super vain.
like HAIYOOO.
hahahha

so shopped till 2 plus,
and left to Zac-a-roo's hse to help him colour his hair.
FAR LEH!.
lol.
coloured his hair twice.
& played with bubble foam and water.
ASS one Luh.
But i wasnt dumb too(:
sprayed water into his shirt and on his shorts,
while washing his hair,
and Lannie "raided" his computer&stuff.
LOL.
Oh& he's like nuts luh!
the room so many dumbbells and arm lifting stuff.
Its super heavy.
coulnt really lift them up at all.
HEAVY.
and theres the excercise bench and all.
i suppose its for sit ups?
lol.
spend so much money on bodybuilding leh.
tsktsktsk.
vain people.
hahahhaha.

took cab back after that.
Sponsored by Zac-a-roo (:
lol.
there was an extra charge of $5.80 luh.
hahaha.

& so now,
waiting for Zac-a-roo to send today's pictures.
damn slow luh.
RAHHHHHHHH.

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Lannie, why got no pictures of you!?!

you didnt take any!?!

ASS.

lol

the before.

&the after.

self taken portrait of yourself.

tsktsktsk

vain leh.

Denise Richards is worst Bond girl

Denise Richards has been voted the Worst Bond Girl Ever in a fan survey reported by the Daily Mail.

Richards plays nuclear physicist Dr. Christmas Jones in 1999’s The World is Not Enough, opposite Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond.

"Even Q didn't have a gadget to escape from that disaster," a fan commented.

The original Bond girl, Ursula Andress, was named the best Bond girl for her role as Honey Ryder in Dr. No.

in passing

image by J of an altar of sorts for Ma J at Pa J's house

I've never been particularly drawn to Chua Ek Kay's paintings, but today I found myself compelled to pay my respects to the Singapore artist who died last Friday.

Mr Chua was only 61 when he died and according to some, at a point of his career where he was set to make new breakthroughs.

I find that remarkable. A couple of months ago, J was at the Singapore Tyler Print Institute where he saw some new works by Mr Chua. Mr Chua had started out working with Chinese ink, but in the later part of his career, moved on to work in oils and some 2 years ago, the print medium. What J saw were not only new print works, but paper-collage prints. What does it take for an artist in Singapore to have an artistic career, and more importantly, to develop artistically and remain open to new ideas, new techniques? How many of our artists today will, say 30 years later in their 60s, be able to boast of a similar career?

At the wake, one of Mr Chua's relatives spoke precisely of his open-ness to criticism and how, not too long ago, he was speaking to his family of some new ideas he was about to explore. Some months ago, I would have accounted for such "creative longevity" as commitment and dedication. Now, I would add to that, artistic humility.

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Last night, J and I watched Edward Yang's Yi Yi (aka A One and a Two) again. The taiwanese filmmaker died mid 2007 at the age of 59.

In a way, death pervades the 2000 film Yi Yi. Death - and some sort of the filmmaker's manifesto.

Yang has always been telling stories of Taipei urbanites and their contradictory, random, cruel, pathetic, loving, exploitative and entirely human relationships in a society that is both cutthroat-materialistic yet strangely idealistic. His previous film Terrorizers, Confucian Confusion, Mahjong (A Brighter Summer Day set in 50s Taiwan sets the stage for contemporary Taipei), through different lenses, tell of this. Yi Yi, with the somewhat dreamy Jian family pit against these harsher realities, almost sums up these relationships and situations in earlier films.

The only person spared such grief is Grandma Jian who at the start of the film suffers a fall/stroke and throughout the film, remains in a coma at the Jian apartment.

Death - or at least the living death of a coma - demands that each Jian family member should try to share their day's experiences out loud with Grandma Jian. Their brief monologues or their inability to speak manifest the characters' own inner struggles. 8 year old grandson Yang Yang (perhaps Edward Yang's alter-ego) refuses to speak. His reason being that there is nothing that Grandma Jian, having lived the longest, would not know. And since she knew everything, it was pointless for him to share his day's experiences.

The idea of life as a journey about coming to some knowledge - about oneself, others, the past - is nothing new. In Yi Yi, this single idea provides for satire, comedy, tragedy and the film's elegiac tone. The knowledge itself is not necessarily redemptive, nor is it necessarily complete, but it is nonetheless important for the living to continue living. At the end of the film, at Grandma Jian's funeral, Yang Yang finally speaks to her. He reads an apology, then declares that he wants to be able to show others what they cannot see and do not know. This follows from a scene where Mr Jian discovers that his son has been taking photographs of the back of people's heads with the camera he gave Yang Yang. The reason for photographing the back of people's heads - to show them what they cannot themselves see.

There is no arrogance in such a declaration. By giving these words to a child, Edward Yang positions the filmmaker as someone who tries to show us what we cannot otherwise see - but not because of any superior vantage point, just a different vantage point - sometimes with the child's open-ness, the grandma's patience, the daughter's kindness, the mother's introspection, the father's honesty or the artist's craft.

[images above from the film are from framing device.org]