Had conferencing last night.
Patrick Star fell asleep and mumbled stuff in his dreams.
HAHAHHAA.
then Elaine wasnt talking too.
apparently, She was too tired to even say bye.
Lol.
only Zacson was like awake.
we were supposed to conference for the plans.
BUT, in the end, nothing came out of it.
LOL.
stupid. HAHAHAH.

today,
everyone was tired& didnt wake up on time.
Swam,sauna-ed & gymed a lil today.
hahahhaa.


yepyep.
then headed down to esplanade to meet,
Yl, yx, wl, and j.
the connect group thingy.
In T-shirt& bodynits shorts.
yes,to city hall.
it felt totally underdressed.
LOL.
but it was only for a while,
and then back to home.


came back, did the notebook thingy,
and TADA,
here i am.


OKEYDOKEY.
parents+brother is outside the door.
i can hear.
cos Caleb is singing,
GONGXIGONGXIGONGXI NI AH.
the influence of Chinatown luh huh.
5yr old MONSTER.

& EHHH!!
they bought the moshi(lion?) puppet thingy.
hahaha, cute(:
& caleb chose it in PINK.
hahahahha.
gay.




verge of incontinuence.

Paris Hilton Parties at Lesbian Club With Mystery Woman

Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a lesbian nightclub with a mystery woman and sources say they weren’t just friends. A witness says the pair was getting “touchy-feely” and held hands as they left the club.

“Paris looked like she was having a really good time with the woman. They were dancing together and were getting quite touchy-feely when they left. Paris whispered in the woman’s ear and she laughed as they left holding hands,” said the insider.

Earlier this month, Hilton was spotted kissing a woman in another nightclub. The 26-year-old socialite also attended a party for the season premiere of “The L Word” which is a reality show about lesbian couples living in Los Angeles. Sources said Hilton wanted to be on the show.

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Driftin’ –Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right/How I Cried –UK 92 (1975 UK)

One of the more ludicrous releases on Jonathan King's UK label (and that’s saying something!), Don’t Think Twice is simply incredible. On one part it has this Frankie Lymon/ Frankie Valli falsetto lead, but it’s mixed in with mellotron, handclaps and that flappy lips motor noise. Not sure what Dylan would have made of this update, but he was probably unlikely to believe that it would expand his demographics as The Byrds had done 10 years previous. The B side is lovely, starting off like a Rubettes backing track it then turns into some sort de-junglefied version of DDBMT’s Zabadak. Priceless...

Click on title for edits of Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right and How I cried

THE NUT SOCIETY IS FORMED(:
fyi, Justin and hilly.

went to parkway to walk arnd in the aft.
then we headed to ecp to meet the rest.
cycled for a lil lil while,
&had lunch @ macs.

after tt,
back to parkway.
in fact,
zacson,hilly, elaine and i WALKED there.
3456789854567km far luh.
grrrrr.
played pool @ level 10.
when we first stepped out of the lift,
the entire place smelled like SMOKE.
smoking here&there.
oh& the languages there!
cb here, cb there.
hahahahs
so left there arnd 5 plus? or was it 6plus?
walked arnd,
and had dinner@ mos.
chatted for a while.
and headed to the busstop.

elaine's neighbour fetched us,
and we went to IKEA!
hahaha.
yepyep.
thats abt all for today(:



NUTTIES,
YOUR RANKS PLEASE?
-------

i miss the past you,

i really do.

alot.

'I love my footballer boyfriend, but I don't want to marry him'

Gemma Atkinson has revealed that despite being in love with her footballer boyfriend, Birmingham City striker Marcus Bent - she has no plans to marry him. And he knows better than to ask.

The 23-year-old actress and glamour model, who finished in fifth place on I'm A Celebrity last year, revealed that she has never liked the idea of being "tied down".

And although time apart from footballer Marcus, while in the jungle cemented her feelings him, she insisted she has no desire to marry him.

She told OK! magazine: "I've never been one of those women who've thought about marriage and kids.

"I have to go to a bridal fair soon as I'm going to be a bridesmaid and I'll be cringing trying."

Asked what she would do if Marcus popped the question, Gemma replied: "I think he knows not to! I will get married but I don't want to consider it until I've enjoyed my twenties and we've lived together for a while."

The couple got back together just before her appearance on the ITV reality show after a separation of 12 months. And the distance served to make the former Hollyoaks beauty's heart grow fonder.

She gushed: "He's like a rare diamond, once you've got them, you keep hold of them.

"Marcus is very romantic - every day he does something nice for me. The other day we were staying at a hotel and Marcus checked out before me and wrote: 'I love you' on the mirror with soap!

"I wouldn't even think of doing that, I just normally leave a mess in the bathroom""

Gemma revealed she and Marcus are now building a home together which they hope to move into by May.

If I have to always remind you,
Without yourself bothering to even remember,
It just shows the unimportance of everything.
Its not considered my fate.
Cos I can always choose not to do so.
Everytime It happens,
I don’t know why Im doing so much.
only to see that im wasting my time, my effort.

It just sucks so much.
If I give it all up.
Would you even care?
Its has always been you.
Compromises?
No such thing.

Would 10 pages in a sms change anything?
Maybe for a while?
And then everything’s back to its beginning.

When I saw all those messages,
I don’t know how to feel.
You tell me it was from so long ago.
But one of it was on the 24th Dec.
Maybe that wasn’t so bad.
But what if there was still more after the 25th?
How am I to be sure after that date,
there wasn’t anymore.

I’ve got so many options,
And I don’t understand why I chose to go this way.
Is it even worth?
I know what your answer will be.

No matter what,
Just to let you know.
You always affect everything.
you should be honoured,
to spoil my day today,
and tomorrow.

Everything takes forever.

The bodies everyone wants

THE perfect woman has the lips and eyes of Angelina Jolie, breasts like Pamela Anderson's, and Jennifer Lopez's bottom.

Nicole Kidman provides the nose but for the legs, take your pick: Tina Turner, Sharon Stone or Cameron Diaz.

Who says? Twenty thousand plastic surgeons from around the world.

A survey of their patients' preferences showed the perfect woman to be a composite of famous women.

But the perfect man was Brad Pitt - almost from top to bottom.

Pitt was nominated most frequently for nose, abdomen and buttocks.

He also shared the honours in the most popular eyes, chin, cheeks, lips and forehead categories. The survey will be a hot topic when the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery meets in Melbourne next month.

For women, it wasn't only contemporary box office stars and magazine cover girls who featured prominently.

Screen legend Sophia Loren was nominated for her cheeks and eyes.

Another ageing beauty, Elizabeth Taylor, won an honourable mention for her eyes and was also popular for her forehead.

Most popular posterior belonged to Lopez, who won the best buttocks section by a huge margin.

The world's best breasts, according to women planning a change, belong to Anderson.

Although they admired her breasts, a significant number made it clear they did not want to look like Anderson - or Dolly Parton or Victoria Beckham.

Beckham's hubby, David, was more popular and won the legs category for men.

Runner-up was Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he made amends by scoring an overwhelming win in the chest department.

The survey's findings will be discussed by more than 1000 plastic surgeons from 68 countries at ISAPS's 19th biennial congress in Melbourne, from February 10-13.

The society's president, Melbourne plastic surgeon Bryan Mendelson, yesterday said the results underlined the need for continuing public education about how to choose a plastic surgeon.

"The respect for our medical profession is so high that the public tend to trust doctors no matter what," he said.

"But the reality is that still in Australia any doctor can call himself a surgeon, which can be very misleading."

Dr Mendelson said the performance of cosmetic surgery by people without adequate training or expertise was a worldwide problem.

The results of a Medical Board of Victoria inquiry into the advertising, marketing and regulation of cosmetic surgery have not yet been released.

i'm happy enough(:
better than expected.
amazingly

thanks for the prayers and all.(:(:(:


poly courses(:
i just submitted them.


got job(s)!(:
YAYNESS.
working is kind of fun actually.
hahahahahah.
esp when its so slack and youre paid for,
hmmmm, talking.(:


to end off with my favourite motto,
MONEYCOME! MONEY COME!(:


HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
now F-crew,
doesnt that bring back memories?
LOL(:

&&&, new tagboard.

Frenzy -Poser

Frenzy -Poser/ Things You Do -DJM 00697588 ( 1976 Portuguese issue)

Poser is a fun Cruncher trapped between Glam and the birth of UK Punk, although I'm sure that overtaking The Bay City Rollers in the charts was their only goal. It was probably too yobbish to stand a chance to make it, but Poser would have been a perfect choice for the third Hector single rather than the planned Demolition. The B side Things You Do gets even closer to sounding like '77.

Click on title for an edit of Poser

Sex Keeps Me Slim

TELLY presenter Anna Ryder Richardson has revealed the secret of her enviable body - plenty of sex.

Anna, 44, showed off a figure the envy of women half her age when she stripped down to a bikini in the I'm A Celebrity jungle.

But the former Changing Rooms star, who is mum to Bibi Belle, five, and Dixie Dot, four, insists gym doesn't fix it for her.

Glasgow-based Anna, a fitness instructor before her career in interior design, says a daily workout with restaurateur husband Colin MacDougall, 43, keeps her in trim.

She said: "Sex is a great way to keep fit. It sounds a bit rude but it's really good for your thighs to be in certain sexual positions - and for your heart.

"Anything that is cardiovascular and gets your heart pumping is a good workout.

"When I worked as a keep-fit instructor, I would always advise clients to have plenty of sex to stay in shape."

Despite being a toned size 8, Anna admi ts she could be happier with her body.

She would love to look like actress-model Gemma Atkinson, who was also in the Celebrity jungle, but would never go under the knife.

She added: "I'd prefer a bigger bottom, bigger hips, longer legs and narrower nose.

"I would like to be more of an hourglass, going in at the waist and out at the bum.

"Gemma Atkinson has a fabulous bust. I used to say that I would love to be a C-cup but I doubt I would ever have surgery.

"Colin would be so against it. He doesn't even like me wearing make-up."

Anna told Closer Magazine that she also felt sexiest when she was pregnant.

She said: "Men love curves, there is no doubt. Colin prefers me when I'm pregnant because I have more flesh to grab hold of."

Anna is now planning a new venture which will keep her busy.

She and her husband have bought a neglected zoo with wallabies, antelopes and zebras in Wales, which they plan to renovate and re-open.

joining the dots

The stories about the Singapore River never seem to end.



Last Saturday, J and I went on a tour of the Singapore River organised by The Tangent and led by Mr Han San Yuan, the journalist featured in this film.

Mr Han had an endless stream of stories about Singapore's past against the backdrop of the river. There was the story about a drawbridge that refused to draw; the story about that white statue of Sir Stamford Raffles; the story of Indian convicts shipped by the British Indian Company to build their post on this island (the prison quarters supposedly where the Singapore Management University now stands); the story of Chinese reformist Kang Youwei's supposed temporary abode where the UOB bank now is (and a poem Kang had written from the 3rd storey room overlooking the Singapore River); the story of the Yuan dynasty porcelain found by the river and the foot of Fort Canning which was, more importantly, the location of the keramat of the last Malay king in Singapore...

"Singapore's history", Mr Han thundered, "did not just begin in 1819. [Or if one may add, 1965] Who is it who keeps saying that this country is young?"


the white man

My favourite story was Mr Han's description of the Teochew storytellers. Perhaps because he had personally experienced and enjoyed their stories, his own telling of 說書 (literal trans: speak book. What a great term!) was simple, direct yet animated. He spoke of how the story tellers would intersperse their stories with "news breaks", reporting snippets from the newspapers, and how the length of each episode or segment was measured by the time it took for one stick of incense to burn. The story teller would, in between lighting each incense, collect a fee from his listeners. Like television, someone observed, minus the ads.

Of course, Mr Han with his running commentary of the river, was not unlike these story tellers. We had nothing to hold on to except his voice, his description, his expressions. Occasionally he would hold up an old photograph or a photocopied newspaper clipping to illustrate his point - but it was not the sight of the river and rows of gaudily conserved shophouses and godowns, certainly not the smell of the still-jungle green water (the campaign in the 80s to clean up the river made sure of this) that held my attention. It was Mr Han's voice - his storytelling.


all images by J

I will always remember one evening, in the Substation's Garden (now the bistro Timbre) under a tree, a fairly elderly actor - I can only remember his surname was Bai - sat and told 2 completely entrancing stories. No visual aids, no sound effects, no dramatic movements, no supporting cast. Not even a mic. It was just his voice. I remember only 1 of the 2 stories. About a glutton gourmand who lived and ate through reformist China, the Japanese war and Communist China. That experience I would never forget.


under a tree at the speakers' corner where no one really speaks anymore

That Saturday, it was also food which concluded our tour. Mr Han led us to the Ee Hoe Hean Club (aka the "Millionaire's Club"), the birthplace of the Singapore Chinese's support towards the revolutionary movement led by Sun Yat Sen and, later, anti-Japanese movement. It counts among its founders famous folks like Gan Eng Seng, Lim Boon Keng and Tan Kah Kee.

At the club, the members were gathered for their usual Saturday lunch - and for some, a post-lunch game of three-person mahjong. The club Chairman had very kindly offered to host the Tangent members over for lunch, so us tag-alongs also enjoyed the free food and company.


no post-lunch mahjong for this bunch!

Over some introductory pleasantries, one of the club's committee members expressed his joy at being able to interact with the today's young "bilingual intellectuals" (he said this in mandarin 雙語知識份子). "Ah", someone at our table quickly corrected, "you mean the Tangent folks at the other table." On our table of tag-alongs were 2 filmmakers, 2 historians/teachers, 1 bureaucrat and 1 designer ﹣half of whom were not effectively bilingual and only the filmmakers/historians/teachers could conceivably be termed "intellectuals".

But that remark sent me to look for my copy of the latest Tangent journal. It's been a surprisingly enjoyable read with not much of the angst I had expected, but many questions asked (you can find the journal at the Ngee Ann City Kinokuniya bookstore). Among the questions is "Singaporean, you scared what?", the topic of a forum held at the Tangent's 5th anniversary.

The journal lists 60 replies given by listeners of radio station UFM100.3 via SMS: [I've just pulled out the first 24, but there are some real interesting ones in the next 36]:

1. I am afraid of the government's ever changing policies
2. I am scared of the government
3, I am scared of death
4. I am afraid of being penniless
5. I am afraid of being jobless, hungry, having no money to pay for my children's school fees and of being lonely in my old age.
6. Frighten 2 pay n pay. Job security. Medical n education expense.
7. I am afraid that I am not capable and intelligent enough and will lose out in my old age. The need to constantly learn soft and hard skills is very, very exhausting.
8. The Singapore government is afraid that Singapore will lag behind one day.
9. I fear that I will be abandoned when I am old.
10. I am afraid that my children unable to cope with our education system.
11. I am scared of trouble, death, having no money, being unemployed, ghosts...there are too many!
12. I'm a Singaporean. I think I'm scare of having no money n sick. Medical fee n medicine very high.[sic]
13. Worry jobless, no income all other problems would raise. [sic]
14. I am afraid of inflation.
15. Afraid old and frail but can't have a quick exit from this world.
16. I am scared of snakes.
17. I am scared the government will not take care of us.
18. I fear being out of job.
19. I am scared of fines.
20. I fear being penniless and bald. Unfortunately, both apply to me.
21. I fear riots.
22. Kiasu.
23. I am afraid of falling ill.
24. I fear costly educational costs and job insecurity which will lead to late marriage and low birth rate.

Friends, what are you afraid of on our small island?

Peepers –Ayeo

Peepers –Ayeo/A Heavy Drinking Ego Shrinking Doctor –Philips 6061 075 (1972 French issue)

Originally released in the UK on Bumble, Ayeo is a fun and rather silly Bubbleglam number that sounds just like you expect it to… You can almost hear the holiday-makers waving their hands above their heads, only their coach drove of a cliff on the way to the resort discotheque. John Carter is behind this release and Ayeo is a Carter/ Lewis/ Alquist composition with a nice dense and meaty production. All together now - AYEO, AYEO…
The B side is a pretty good rockin’ R&B track, which doesn’t quite live up to its title.

Click on title for an edit of AYEO

Kim Kardashian and Her Bush Practice Safe Sex

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are doing more than merely advocating safe sex.

The couple is taking a direct slap at Kim’s former boyfriend and sex tape partner, Ray J.

By taking a photo in the Lifestyles Make-Out Booth at the Sundance Film Festival, Kardashian and Bush are endorsing a brand that competes with Ray J’s condoms. That’s harsh of them.


The good news, of course, is that this is a sign that no little Kardashian is on the way any time soon. Lord knows we don’t need a Kristoff or Kaya Kardashian in our lives right now.

Mendes nips out on French TV

EVA MENDES sent French TV viewers into a frenzy when she made an appearance in a very revealing top.

The stunning Latina wriggler was in France promoting the premiere of new film Live! when her nipple slipped out on one of the shows.

Eva had to answer several questions during the show, including rating her dancing skills on a scale of 1 to 10 - to which she said: "Twelve."

The presenter then asked her to prove it, but she refused saying: "I would, but I have a situation with this provocative dress I'm wearing this evening."

But, during the following question, her top slipped to the side revealing part of her breast.

Last year Eva posed nude for animal welfare charity PETA.

Although there's no suggestion that this slip was anything more than an accidental donation to the world's male population.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To Work At Morgue

Lindsay Lohan may have liked to party hard enough to wake the dead. But her new gig won't allow her to. The 21-year-old actress's new role is one she never wanted: an employee in a morgue.

The star, who has been plagued by drug and alcohol problems at a young age, is being forced to work with the dead as part of her sentence for drunken driving. Lohan has already spent two months in rehab in an effort to turn her life around and her lawyer claims this latest task will be part of her ongoing community service.

She'll spend two four-hour days at a California morgue and follow that up among the land of the living, with another eight hours toiling at a local hospital ER.

Lohan has only spent 84 minutes in jail for all her sins, but the judge in her case has decided to make her a high profile example of what happens to those who drink and drive. She was arrested twice last year on charges of being under the influence behind the wheel and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanour drunk driving and cocaine possession charges.

It's not yet clear what her duties at the morgue might be or when she'll begin working at her grim new task.

sim city

the new city hall all decked out

Nay Pyi Taw
Myanmar's new capital is built on the flattened hills north of Mandalay. The land is stripped bare, a highway cuts across the city, and the semblance of a city is systematically planted - a mega parliamentary complex echoing the ambition of pharoahs, a gaudily lit city hall, a hotel zone of resorts, a city golf course and various housing types for government officials pegged to rank (walk up apartments for the rank and file, semi-detached houses for senior managers, bungalows for directors and palaces for the ministers). These developments sit in isolation. Immediately around them is usually an expanse of naked earth or stretches of scanty vegetation, while beyond, small dusty huts with woven walls sometimes dot the fields. Against this background, Nay Pyi Taw the capital was an unreal flaunting of concrete and ambition.



small talk
On my way to Myanmar, I was seated beside a Singaporean businessman. After asking what business it was that brought me to Myanmar, he added that he could speak endlessly about that country - a mystery and an administration that defied reason. I shan't attempt to repeat his explanation of the foreign currency exchange and import-export systems. Even though I had "ah-ed and hmm-ed" at his description, I must confess my tidy Singaporean mind cannot quite grasp how there could concurrently exist some 3-4 exchange rates offering values 20 times apart for 1USD. Internet and mobile networks in Yangon, he said to add to my sense of amazement, could be shut down for days or weeks under the instructions of 1 man. Petrol prices (and hence bus fares) have gone up 5 fold, so some folks in the city opt to walk to work instead. The average income is 30USD even though this is a country with an abundance of natural gas, precious stones and fertile land.

At Nay Pyi Taw, I had a brief conversation with some ladies from Thailand. Non-controversial remarks about the difficulty of government - democratic or otherwise - in a region where the third, second and first worlds often co-exist in each country. But one word I remember had stood out in the conversation: injustice. Not a word that would appear in most day to day breakfast-table small talk! How archaic the word seem now , as if lifted from some ancient pledge. But that morning, it did not allow itself to be taken for granted. The governmentspeak on our island is often dictated by management-book language and other forms of technocrat-ese that it is easy to forget how important is justice, fairness and a perennial watch against corruption to the liberties of a city.

horizons and such

Dust, concrete and goverments aside, my only other recollection of Nay Pyi Taw is the abundance of nature - its stars, skies and fields. The urbanite that I am, I have never comprehended why folks paint trees, mountains and lakes. Is it not too trite, to represent nature, its beauty too contrived? But there is something undeniably beautiful and enduring, and it is the smallness of our city visions if we should deny this.

My Version Is Better Than Yours Part 7: Ascension Day Third World War vs Razar

Third World War -Ascension Day/Teddy Teeth Goes Sailing -Fly Records BUG 7 (1971 UK)


Third World War were THE brutal-Prolo-Punk band in 1971. Formed by the UK's John Sinclair -John Fenton with Jim Avery and Terry Stamp as main protagonists, they somehow managed to get two incendiary LPs released at the time. OK, there were other UK Agit -Rock bands around the time (Deviants, Pink Fairies, Edgar Broughton Band), but these guys sounded like they really REALLY meant it. Ascension Day is just so Brutal, Terry Stamp's vocals sound like a diseased bull terrier who’s throat nodules had been removed with sandpaper... DON'T YOU KNOW I FEEL PROUD... The guitar riffage is supreme and I'm sure this is where Blue Oyster Cult borrowed the riff for This Ain't The Summer Of Love from.

Razar -Ascension Day/Ain't No Mystery -Polydor 2058 983 (1978 UK)

7 years on and Jim Avery joined forces with Soho Jets main man Grant Stevens ( Denim Goddess) and presto, Ascension day "rises" again. Glam had come in-between both releases, and sure enough the drums really Blitz The Ballroom. They up the tempo, but it's not just Punk-by-numbers and the treatment is sufficiently different to make this new version worthwhile. Granted, Terry's gravel snarling performance could never be matched, but Grant Stevens has a great voice and updates the call to arms for the year O crowd.


Click on title for edit of both versions of Ascension Day.

Reese Witherspoon's Eye Blister Stops Shooting

Reese Witherspoon brought filming on her new movie to a halt after developing a painful blood blister on her eye. But the actress was more concerned about closing production on the set of Four Christmases for half a day, than her eye condition.

An on-set source says, "Reese kept apologizing to everyone from producers to the lighting guys."

In the film, Witherspoon stars alongside Tim McGraw and Vince Vaughn, who is also one of the movie's producers.

The source adds, "Reese was especially concerned about Vince's reaction to her causing the work stoppage. He's not only her leading man but one of the film's producers. He was more concerned about her eye than losing a day's shoot."

Troubled Renfro found dead at LA home

Brad Renfro, the former child star whose later career was hampered by drug and alcohol problems, has been found dead at his Los Angeles home. He was 25.

According to reports, Renfro's body was discovered at 9am yesterday. The cause of death has yet to be determined, although the actor is believed to have been out drinking with friends the night before his death. "He was working hard on his sobriety," Renfro's lawyer Richard Kaplan said yesterday. "He was doing well. He was a nice person."

Raised by his grandmother in Knoxville, Tennessee, Renfro was plucked from obscurity at the age of 12 to star alongside Susan Sarandon and Tommy Lee Jones in the 1994 blockbuster The Client, based on the bestseller by John Grisham. The following year he won the Hollywood Reporter's "young star" award.

Renfro went on to enjoy a fitfully successful acting career with a starring role in Bryan Singer's Apt Pupil and supporting turns in the likes of Sleepers, Bully and Ghost World. He recently completed work on the Bret Easton Ellis adaptation The Informers, in which he stars alongside Winona Ryder and Tommy Lee Jones.

But Renfro's career was often overshadowed by his off-screen trials. In May 2006 he served 10 days in jail after attempting to buy heroin from an undercover police officer in LA's Skid Row area. More recently, Renfro claimed he was making efforts to stay clean. "I'm tired of paying the consequences," he said.

Pamela Anderson is 'more popular than ever' in the US

It's a good thing Pamela Anderson recharged her batteries over the New Year with a much-needed break in her Vancouver hometown. The former-Baywatch babe is back at work promoting her upcoming comedy flick Blonde & Blonder - and has never been so in demand.

US talk-shows are all vying to book the blonde bombshell, who stars alongside Denise Richards in the new film as an ordinary girl mistaken for a hit-woman. "Pamela can't remember a time she was so popular," said a spokesperson. "Everyone wants to speak to her!"

Despite her heavy workload the mom-of-two made time to cheer on her sons Brandon, 11, and ten-year-old Dylan as they took part in a game of baseball at a Malibu park this weekend. There, the star, who has been the centre of pregnancy reports, sparked further speculation by wearing a loose-fitting white vest and jeans, and appearing slightly fuller figured than usual.

But speaking on TV recently the 40-year-old dismissed rumours she is expecting a baby with third husband Rick Salomon. "No more kids, no more kids!" she says.

And, while Rick - whom she married in a Las Vegas ceremony in October - joined her to watch the children's baseball activities, Pamela fuelled reports she's pressing forward with divorce proceedings, responding: "It's a can of worms… I wish him all the best," when asked about their four-month-old union.

Lindsay Lohan strips naked and demands sex

Lindsay Lohan stripped naked and demanded sex just six hours after meeting an Italian drummer.
The 'Mean Girls' star, who was photographed kissing three Italian "hunks" at the Capri Film Festival last month, "threw herself" at Alessandro diNunzio when she saw him in a bar.

Alessandro, a former model who plays with indie rock band Orfen, claims Lindsay followed him around and demanded he kiss her, before they went back to her hotel room for "adventurous" sex.
He said: "She pressed me up close and asked if she could kiss me. She didn't care who was watching.

"Then we went back to her hotel. She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all. She was wearing mismatched underwear - black bra and green French knickers. She took my breath away. Her body is perfect, flawless.
"Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."

Alessandro claims the pair enjoyed an "intense" lengthy sex session which blew him away.
He added to Britiain's News of the World newspaper: "It was very passionate and intense and lasted for one-and-a-half-hours, maybe more. It was a good sex match. She adored kissing. Afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.

"After I left she sent me several text messages, she wanted to spend New Year's Eve with me."
Alessandro, 27, who saw Lindsay once again in her hotel room but only kissed her because she was "tired", was left devastated when he discovered the 21-year-old actress had been seeing two other men.

He said: "I don't think I will see her again now that I have learned she was seeing other guys at the same time as me. I was hurt when I found out.

"She kept telling me she liked me because I was a 'good boy' - I don't drink or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, I liked her too."

Soon after meeting Alessandro, Lindsay spent two nights with actor Dario Faiella, son of music star Peppino di Capri.

Just hours before she took Alessandro back to her hotel, Lindsay was seen kissing actor Eduardo Costa.

Rihanna - Good girl gone bad(2007)

Artist: Rihanna
Album: Good Girl Gone Bad
Release date: 5/05/ 2007
Genre: Reggae
Label: Def Jam
Playtime: 46 минут
Quality: 320 Kb/s
Size: 101 Mb
Free download from filefactory

Tracklist: 12
1. Umbrella (feat. Jay-Z) (4:36)
2. Push Up On Me (3:15)
3. Don't Stop The Music (4:27)
4. Breakin' Dishes (3:20)
5. Shut Up & Drive (3:33)
6. Hate That I Love You (feat. Ne-Yo) (3:39)
7. Say It (4:10)
8. Sell Me Candy (2:45)
9. Lemme Get That (3:41)
10. Rehab (4:54)
11. Question Existing (4:08)
12. Good Girl Gone Bad (3:35)

Download Rihanna - Good girl gone bad

"Celebrity Rehab" Star Mary Carey

You might know Mary Carey from adult films, or possibly from her candidacy for governor of California. Or from that lawsuit that Mariah Carey filed against her for using such a similar name. Perhaps you saw her on "Celebrity Rehab" and decided then and there to begin preparing for the apocalypse. Whatever.

She's at the Adult Video convention in Vegas this week.

If you're a fan of porn, and you're in Vegas (but I repeat myself), stop by and tell her I love her outfit.

It just screams "I'm gonna get locked up, and they're going to make a soft-core feature about it for Skinemax!"

Funky Family -Part Of My Life

Funky Family -Part Of My Life/ It's Too Late -Bellaphon BF 18218 (1973 Ger)

I hesitate to use the word Glam, when looking at the photo of these guys. Although looking like some dodgy backstreet extras from an early episode of Inspector Derrick, they somehow manage to come up with a stirring crunching G-force performance all the same... and with a nice comb-over to boot! No wonder they used a photo of a blonde in hotpants clutching a sub-machine gun on the cover of their version of Bonnie's Clap Your Hand And Stamp Your Feet!

Part Of My Life is superb in every way: A great tune over a driving beat with really ace dual octave lead vocals and the lead break 3/4 through is pure Psych-Out and rounds off a top class release.

Click on title for a soundclip of Part Of My Life

Top Ten Worst Dressed, Cleavage From Posh to Jessica Simpson

Why do we listen to Mr. Blackwell when he churns out his worst dressed list? Usually Britney Spears tops the list and while few can argue with that he has decided to give the pop wreck a break and goes after Mrs. David Beckham and her cleavage.

Posh gets the nod as the worst dressed for this year. Blackwell says that Victoria Beckham stepped out in "one skinny-mini monstrosity after another". "Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em," he said in a statement.

The cleavage popping Jessica Simpson also caught Blackwell's ire and not just for being a distraction to Tony Romo and the chances for the Dallas Cowboys to win the Super Bowl. She grabs the nod for eight place.

Showing how desperate he is to try to keep anyone caring about his list he also puts Eva Green on the list and instead of having train wreck Amy Winehouse at number one he placed Posh there so someone would care what the old man still thinks.

Mary-Kate Olsen came in third. Blackwell described her as "a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane". No argument there, she could have also earned a top spot. Checking in at number four was Fergie -- "Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim.

edit @ 10.57pm

DAMN.
made a TOTALLY UNNECESSARY DEAL with Weijie.
on the 17th, we'll compare our fringes.
if his fringe is shorter,
he'll habe to cut his fringe short.
BUT! if his is longer,
he'll still have to cut his fringe short,
cos its too long.
HAIYA.
but his so-not-better-idea is that,
if my fringe is shorter,
i'll have to join dragonboat.
RAHHHH.
NO!
i'll go for extension+whatever.
MY FRINGE WILL BE LONGER!

Went out on a date with Kamkuat today.

to build up the newly-bought-home(:

hahahhaa. 31m2.

Yes. its only that small.

bedroom, living room, bathroom, kitchen.

No Guest room, No Study Room.

its only 1/5 of Kamkuat's stayed till jan 10 2008 hse.

saw the first one. the 51m2,

but one of the room was kind of useless.

so we settled with the studio apartment instead.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

yepyepyep.

supposed to go Pasir ris for the rubbish shoots.

but it was raining. :0

and kamkuat said that it'll be like a honeymoon.

so walked arnd tampines mall instead.

yep.

till night time.

KAMKUAT KOH STIL OWES A DATE,

WHEREBY SHE'LL WEAR

HAWAIIAN BIKINI TO GO OUT WITH ME.

&YES. SHE SAID IT(:

i'm going to wear the luck absorbing pendant.

Haiya, i shldnt trust those things luh.

results... ARGH.

its raining&its cold.


i know when the Os results are coming out alr.
that killer date.
GAH.


anw, ystr met SM in the morning,
to buy the stuff for the army guys.
then shuen came to my hse,
to help with the photo album.
All DIY.
but yeah, it was NICE(:
looks like those wedding/baby album.
hahahhaha.


then headed down to chomp chomp to meet the rest.
bought ice cream frm macs& th rain got heavier.
actually, playng in th rain can be kind of fun(:
heh.


i'm probably changing my number.
& i want to change my phone too.
though i really love this current phone ALOT.(:
but, its kind of getting old&sucky.



my one& only drug of choice;
my heartquake ♥

Paris Hilton swallows Cum

Supermodel and wife of scar faced singer 'Dolphin' Heidi Cum, says she was 'overwhelmed' by the size of the 5 star Hilton Hotel, located in the center of Paris.

"It just swallowed me up" said the 7ft tall model. "It is just so vast - it really is splendid."

Hotel manager, Jean Luc Bastardi said, "I can confirm that Cum stayed with us - and her husband with the funny looking face - they had a great time - she tells me she was impressed with the size.

In an unrelated story, model, socialite, heiress, actress, former jailbird and full time party girl, Paris Hilton wrote on her blog - "I like nothing better than oral sex - I suck 'em dry".

Paris Hilton Loses Vagina

Socialite and tabletop dancer Paris Hilton has lost her vagina. The heiress presented herself to the Cedars-Sinai emergency department in Beverly Hills in the early hours of Wednesday morning traumatised.

According to nurses she was sobbing uncontrollably, lifting her skirt up and screaming "its gone, Dr Phil McGraw took it." Nurses confirm the vagina was indeed missing and had been replaced with a ripe peach.

Paris had earlier been tabledancing as usual at the Lax nightclub. "We could all see up her skirt, she had no panties on and were amazed to see her vagina was missing" said one partygoer adding "people started asking for the money they had been throwing at her back, I mean who wants to pay to look at a peach, Paris then lifted her skirt, when she looked down and saw her vagina was missing she screamed and ran out of the club."

NCIS Special Agent Tony DeNozzio is said to be following the lead that Paris's vagina may have been replaced with a peach by Dr Phil McGraw as he is known to have stolen a banana from a fruit basket whilst visiting Britney Spears at the weekend. "I have yet to put my finger on it, at the moment Abbey is in her lab testing the basket to look for traces of peach DNA, we are also interviewing all staff, patients and visitors at the hospital to see if any of them remember exactly what fruits were in that basket." said DeNozzio.

Cleaners at the Lax nighclub say they have searched under all the tables at the club and there is no sign of Paris's missing vagina.

quiet

click for flickr view

J getting all pensive at the start of the new year wrote this: "I have been thinking if it is wrong to not really think about new year resolutions at all. I guess, broadly, there are a couple of things I really want to do - more design work, take better portraits, invest/spend money wisely, make more friends, spend more great quality time with the wifey and my dad... Actually, if I did not pen all this down, or even thought much about it, would the year be still very much the same?"

Me? I started out more gungho about this whole resolution business. Right after Christmas, I decided on painting a kind of visual resolution. It ended up being a painting (photo above) of J sitting on a gold step with giant peace lilies. But once the new year at work started, I've not had a stretch of quiet to paint, so my painting-resolution remains unfinished until now (so much for resolve!).

Well, stretches of quiet are what I am sure my evenings will be over the next 4 days in a country where - I've been told - there is no auto-roaming for mobile phones ("you can rent a satellite phone for USD50"), possibly no or restricted internet access, and entertainment is... hmm, I probably should not be making any jokes about entertainment and men in uniforms. In a strange way, if not for the fact that I will be away from J, I am looking forward to the quiet.

Friends, amps wish you a quiet new year.

Dick Turpin -Madeline

Dick Turpin -If You've Got The Time/ Madeline -Evolution E 2446 (1970 UK)

It's a total mystery as to the identity of Dick Turpin , but the B side of his (or their) only single is a class act indeed. Produced by Ed Welch, Madeline is a late Mod/ Freakbeat dancer with its gritty power-chords, pounding piano and sizzling lead break, but the switch in tempo with the Mott The Hoople piano motif is really surprising and takes this number somewhere else altogether. The chorus is simple as can be, but is really effective and totally memorable. The tale is of some guy traveling across the US doing odd jobs and the line I Got Mixed up with the racing crowd, but I won't be called trash is a real classic -put that in your NASCAR and smoke it! Madeline is not only my daughter's name, but of my favourite B side as well at the moment.

Click below for a soundclip of Madeline

Update: It looks like Dick Turpin was in fact Carl Simmons who recorded the Rock 'N' Roll Revival single Angel/ Hold On Ruby on Antic K11515 (1974 UK). He also wrote other songs with Ed Welch who was primarely a TV show songsmith (the incidental music for One foot In The Grave!!!)

Gemma Atkinson: I won't have any more boob jobs

I'm a Celeb star is happy with her 34E assets

Gemma Atkinson has vowed not to have any more work done on her boobs.

The former Hollyoaks star, 23, is happy with her boosted 34E chest and thinks it's the perfect size for her height.

'This is as big as they're going to get,' she says. 'If I was smaller, my breasts would probably look massive.

'I'm 5ft 9in tall so when people meet me in person, they are disappointed as I look in proportion.'

Gemma believes she would spill out of her clothes if her assets were any bigger. But she has no regrets about having implants.

'I feel sexier,' she tells the Daily Star, 'and I'm more confident in bikinis.'

Vivica Fox in a Sex Tape?

Vivica A. Fox's camp says it ain’t so, but a gal pal, Atlanta radio personality Porsche Foxx, says it is.

According to the New York Daily News, some evil rat bastard boyfriend of the Dancing with the Stars alum supposedly filmed her with his cell phone while she was, ahem, "on her knees." Fox, in turn, sought advice from "a friend at the Atlanta police department" — though the cops say they have yet to receive a formal complaint.

Fox's rep responded to the story with a vague "not true," failing to specify which aspect of the tale — the phone, the content, the police involvement? — is bogus. Ironically, the actress' next film is called, I kid you not, Caught on Tape.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes having sex to have another baby?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly struggling to conceive again.

The couple - who have a 20-month-old biological daughter Suri along with Tom’s adopted children, Connor, 12, and 14-year-old Isabella, with his ex-wife Nicole Kidman - are trying for a baby with no success and now allegedly plan to seek medical advice.

A source said: “Katie is so upset. They both really want another child but it just doesn’t seem to be happening. She says they have been trying since last summer. Tom and Katie have decided to go and see a specialist.”

Tom, 45, is reportedly desperate for another son so the couple are planning to visit Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center later this month for a consultation, according to Britain’s Now magazine.

Last year, 29-year-old Katie revealed she couldn’t wait to fall pregnant again.

The ‘Batman Returns’ actress said: “Yes I definitely want more children. We're having the best time, it's so amazing. We have so many kids in our house, there's always this wonderful chatter and this great noise of kids. Tom is a great father so it came as no shock when we had Suri he was amazing with the baby."

Tom has also made no secret of his love of parenthood, recently saying: “I wanted to be a father all my life. It is truly amazing.”

@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&U* LUH.

its like *joins all fingers tgt*.

We're (okay,now its only for me) like #$%^&^%^&.

FULLSTOP.

sucks la huh.

changed my vpt.

just today,

as we were walking.