Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hot New Star Jenny Bigtits mimics Britney Spears & Vanessa Hudgens-Flashes Breasts and Vagina in Porn Debut

Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.

Sadly things didn't quite go to plan as she slipped her bra off Jenny's huge sausage like assets acted as "sleeping policeman" and rolled into the road causing traffic chaos as cars swerved to avoid her massive mammaries.

One motorist described swerving around what he thought were "two rolls of crumpled carpet lying in the road."

Another remarked," I thought a milk float had crashed at first, there was just a tidal wave of gold top with this catamaran sailing on it. I was told later that this was a bra."

Police were called to calm the angry crowds and managed to divert Jenny's medusa-like reptilian stare with mirrors, avoiding an all out 28 days later scene.

They also managed to prevent Jenny from removing her Cirque de Celebrite size panties by hooking them to nearby cranes, before the RSPCA was called to remove Jenny by helicopter with a special hoist used for releasing cows from mud.

Jenny was last seen wobbling away over the rooftops shouting, "a chopper, a great big chopper.. at last!"

Eye-witness carina-eta said with a smile, "I think Jenny will be earning me a few points very shortly, watch it and weep, sister."

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

a little at a time, then all at once

I have decided to put this blog on hiatus, at least for awhile. When I started it, I didn't really intend it to be anything more than a goofy outlet for whatever cognitive runoff came to mind while I was working--a natural extension of e-mails I would send out to groups of friends. I didn't think that anyone who wasn't already a friend of mine would read it, and, for that matter, I didn't actually think I would stick with it for more than a week or two.

I certainly did not imagine that having a blog would be a way for me to make many new friends--you know who you are--which has been the single best thing about it.

But then, sometime over the past year or so the audience problem caused by all the different relationships I had with people who were sometimes reading--family, friends, students, colleagues, prospective employers--made it harder for me to write with the same spirit with which I started. I've also sometimes felt like I was morphing into some kind of peculiar jester-statesman for my discipline, which I'll profess to some ambivalence about.

Dealing with troll-commenters has also sapped some of my enthusiasm for blogging, especially as having to turn off anonymous comments has reduced comments from non-trolls as well. (It's strange: I blogged along for quite awhile without comments and not missing them, but once you have them, it's hard to feel the same energy from blogging when their number is sharply reduced.)

In any case, I don't want to be melodramatic about this, especially since given my tendencies toward distracted logorrhea I'll probably be back sooner or later, here or somewhere else. (And especially since last time I proclaimed a hiatus it ended up not being for long.) Even so, it seems opportune to repeat how grateful I am to everyone who has been a supportive reader over the years.

Douglas –Monkey Song


Douglas –Monkey Song / Montego Sunshine –CBS 2281 (1974 Sweden)

Oh my god… Oh my god…Those were not only the last words uttered by Princess Diana at the back of a Mercedes, but the only words I could muster on first hearing this full-blown-no-doubts-about-it MASTERPIECE. It’s just so incredible and undeniably perfect, that I just can’t get this stupid grin off my face.
If you’re not immediately hooked by those weird slowed-down intro vocal effects, the loud and I mean LOUD guitars, the thumping beat, the mother of all catchy tunes, the inane lyrics, you’re reading the wrong Blog. This is like Pantherman in a monkey suit running Jungle Jim out of town.
Douglas Westlunds was in fact the drummer on some weekly Swedish TV show , but one night he stepped up to the mic and performed this number. Sweden went nuts, the phone system melted and he was offered a contract to release the song on the spot. It became a semi-hit, and as far as I know Douglas wasn’t heard from again. I would love to hear different though…Credit where credit is due. The superb loud production is by Mats Olsson and Monkey Song is written by Jorgen Larsen. BTW, as expected, the B side is not worth throwing or waving your banana at.

Thanks to Eddie for turning me on to this incredible single.

Click on title for a soundclip of Monkey Song

Scarlett Johansson Traps Ryan Reynolds!

Scarlett Johansson hovered around Ryan Reynolds until she got him ... Last week she gave him the ultimate gift ... NOT ... one of her wisdom teeth covered in gold. AAAHHH! Isn't that creative?

Now, there's a rumor that says those two are moving in together!

According to In Touch magazine, the couple, who have been deeply in love for the past six months, are working on a newly baught house and are planning to move in together after the decoration work in the house is over.

Unfortunately, there are no photos of Ryan at Scarlett's house, so, i won't be taking this seriously!

I won't believe they're going to do it, until i see photos or something that backs this up!

Monday, October 29, 2007

assorted

I have not been blogging steadily lately and will confess to some uncertainty about the future of the JFW enterprise, but, here, let me get you caught up:
  • My talk at Yale went all right. I was complimented by a couple people on being willing to present null findings, which is a mixed compliment to receive since of course when I collected the data for the project I wasn't expecting null findings.
  • I stayed in the New Haven Lawn Club after my talk at Yale. I was given a key with a giant plastic keychain that said ROOM #8 in huge letters. When I unlocked the door to my room, I saw that someone else's stuff was still there. Then I looked at the door and realized it was room 9 instead of 8. I wonder if the giant keychains were just a ruse to throw people off the trick that the hotel actually had the same key for every room.
  • One of the things I did in Cambridge this weekend was go to CSI: The Experience at the Museum of Science. I had fun, but am not sure I would recommend it to anyone else just because most of my fun was from resolutely not sticking to the way the designers intended the exhibition to be done. As one thing: you are given one of three crimes to "solve," do not fall for that. Just do all the stuff for all the crimes, as even if you do not have the little sheets for the other crimes you will have no problem "solving" them as well, and only one of them has an interesting plot twist.
  • I am contemplating a hunger strike to call attention to the need for Northwestern sociology to change its front webpage to something more elegant and less busy.
  • Obtaining Office 2007 is all that remains for me to have my computer set up so that I don't have any glaring barriers--other than, well, myself--to being productive in my office. (I use Outlook 2007 for work e-mail and OneNote 2007 as my note-taking platform.) It's unclear how protracted a stumbling block this will be--technically my Northwestern machine has an Office 2007 license but Northwestern does not have the Office 2007 media to install it on any machines. Whatever. I'm not happy about it being my ninth week here and still not feeling like I have my basic computer needs set up.
  • Hooray for Genarlow Wilson being free! I'll confess that the Jena 6 have failed to rouse much outrage within me, but Wilson: there is the victim of a clear injustice. Added bonus hooray for Wilson saying that he plans not only to go to college but to major in sociology "because I feel like I've been living my major" (story here)
  • Following the recommendation of a certain clandestine blogger, I've watched all 50 or so episodes of How I Met Your Mother via iTunes the past few weeks. I'm so surprisingly pleased to see that life can go on after Doogie Howser, MD. I feel somewhat guilty/melancholic about the extent to which I feel empathy with certain aspects of the protagonist given that he is supposed to be 8-9 years younger than me, although not as guilty/melancholic as I do about the extent to which I feel empathy with the 18-year-old girl protagonist of Ghost World.
  • Two thumbs up for Ian Ayres' book Super Crunchers. The chapter on all the evidence about the failure of expert qualitative judgment to surpass simple quantitative algorithms will cause one to wonder what purpose is served by having academics spend so much time pouring over junior-search-candidate and graduate-admissions files.
  • One-and-a-half-or-so thumbs up for Cass Sunstein's book Infotopia. The chapter on all the evidence about the failure of deliberating groups to surpass the judgment obtained by just averaging individual opinions will cause one to wonder what purpose is served by academics spending so much time discussing issues in faculty meetings (Or, well, it's relatively easy to see various purposes served, but it's less clear how much making better decisions is one of them.)
  • Oh, and, further evidence of the vanishing cognizance of wringers from american culture, from ESPN.com: "These guys were put through the ringer," he said from Tampa, Fla. "I think we're ready to make an informed decision." (see previous post on subject here)

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

However much to the chagrin of recruiters, the U.S. Politicians are not easier to deal with. The new recruits aren't buying the old promise of 70 virgins after they don't care about virginity. So Al Quaeda has is trying to hire some well known actresses to....meet the need.

This is of course not an easy demand to meet in a war zone and finding actresses willing to play the part. "We want our suicide bombers to be happy", said Quafing Bin Lately, the senior media relations officer for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, "But this 'up front' demand is tough for us. American actresses do not like to hold on to their virginity, so we have tried to compromise and find 'almost virgins' or 'virgin like' females. We even rub them in virgin olive oil. Still we have problems with the recruits, they say we cheat them and they no want to blow themselves up any more, OY!!! What a pain in the butt!"

New recruits Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are so far the most difficult to work with since they must be taught to work in teams. "You would think that they would understand the "team" concept, but they no like to work together! @#$$ They sometimes blow up explosives near us. This stinking war is going on too long for me man. Hilton and Lohan I think are trying to kill me. Who would have thought they'd be more patriotic than U.S. Congressmen?"
CHECK THIS OUT!


DAMN FUNNY!
Like happytreefriends.(:

&also check out the naughtyclassroom.

but all are named as mature content.
but its not really true la.
My brother has seen all alr though.
HAHAHAHA

They even have Ouija board,
named under, ask the sprits.


KILLER WEEK AHEAD!!!!!! :(

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Spears' sock goes for more than $1,000

A white sock left with tyre marks after Britney Spears accidentally ran over a photographer's foot is going for more than $1,000 (€694) on eBay.

The item was left on the pavement after Spears, 25, drove over the photographer's foot as she left a medical centre in Los Angeles.

Now it is attracting big bucks from memorabilia-obsessed fans.

The cash raised by the TMZ.com photographer will go towards the Children's Defence Fund.
HEELLO THERE !
you ,red looking monster with 2 white eyes,
and a heart shaped tongue, i bet youre an imitation.
oh, and red suits you best.

finally found it huh!
but! Charm Leong is NOT stupid.
EDITS(:
hahahahaha.

you shld thank me for taking time off to write this post,
and FOR HELPING YOU CHECK THE RESULTS OF YOUR BETS,
esp when im sooooo busy, watching teevee.
HEH.

Anyway,
i advise you to put your money into
CHARM-EE AHLONG DEBTORS COMPANY.
best is, put all your savings. (:

nonono, dont worry its not a fraud company.
ITS A VERY RELIABLE COMPANY.
WITH ELAINE AS A PARTNER,
NO NEED TO WORRY.
although the amt you put in,
is never going to multiply,
BUT!
at least better than your betting.
LOUSY BETTING SKILLS LA YOU.
& DOTA IS BAAAAD, I REPEAT.

even Dan the man,
who apparently became my GOOD FRIEND,
though im not sure why too,
AGREES TOO.
the word used is, "addicted".

anw, back to the topic.
STOP BETTING.
AND LOSING LARGE AMTS OF MONEY!
see what u could have done with the 260 and more buckeroos?
BUY LOTS OF STUFF.
&wheres my bear you beephead!!??!!

so without further ado,
you should withdraw/transfer all your money to MY ACCOUNT NOW!
for safekeeping.

really la!
hahahaha.

how's your gang doing btw?
breaking bones?
or planning funerals!?
LOL.
Faster upgrade la.
share bloodties with the gang leader,
and yet,
still RUNNER ONLY.
hahahhaa,
faster go attend their meetings/gatherings.
AND BEST,
let your brother win in Dota la.
&maybe he'll promote you.
better still,
He might let you take his Place.
hahahahaha.

P.s: You owe me big favour still,
and release my BEAR!!!!!
EH, ive decided!
YOU SHALL DO UP CODES FOR ME TO RETURN 1 favour.(:
so free mah.



hahahaha,
i came across an old post just now.
sibei kanasai.
lol

didnt talk to my dad for the whole day.
ANGRY. RAH.
he bought the gel for my ulcer alr.
5 buckeroos for that small tube.
BUT, i didnt say thanks at all.
still angry.
grrrrrrrrrrr.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Kim Kardashian Keeps it "Classy" for Playboy

Hollywood socialite Kim Kardashian has been quite vocal about what she hopes viewers will take from her new reality series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She has claimed that she wants the public to see how “normal” she and her wealthy family really are, and that she is far from the “party girl” stereotype, saying she doesn't “even drink alcohol.”

Moreover, becoming the cover girl for Playboy's December issue apparently does not indicate that she is a wild child, as she told Us Weekly that “it's not a nude photo-shoot by any stretch.”

“It is not as revealing as some people might want. I keep it classy and covered up,” Kardashian said. “I do bare my whole butt. And a little bit of my chest. But that's it. It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first and this is the first time I am talking about it.”

Kardashian, who celebrated her 27th birthday with a big bash at Les Deux at Los Angeles, said she even consulted her family about her participation in Playboy magazine.

“I consulted the whole family and I decided this is the way I would have wanted it to come out,” the Kardashians star said.

While Kim Kardashian's parents – the late Robert Kardashian and Kris Kardashian, who is now married to Olympic medalist Bruce Jenner – are celebrities in their own right, it was her close relationship with fellow Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton (The Simple Life) that has pushed her into the spotlight. However, the two have not been seen together in more recent times.

“I love Paris. We grew up together, but friends drift apart and we just don't hang out like we used to,” Kardashian explained. “Maybe someday we will again.”

She has, however, remained close friends with NFL quarterback Reggie Bush, though she insists their friendship has not blossomed into anything romantic.

“We're really close friends. He's such an amazing guy! But between me being busy with the new show, and his being in the middle of the football season, it's not like I have time to dedicate myself to a relationship right now anyway,” she told Us Weekly.

Tune in to Keeping Up with the Kardashians every Sunday night on E!.
ARGH.
freaking Ulcer!
it got bigger.
& last night i woke up at 3 plus,
cos it was DAMN PAIN!
IT BETTER HEAL SOON!
grrrrrr.
or my mouth will have to be opened 24/7.

changed of plan today,
sorry my abc.
was too mad at my dad.

ended up complaining to my mom.
part of it went like this:
daddy's fucking selfish....
no wonder caleb's so selfish too....
jerk...

and mom said:
you may be angry but dont use un refined words.

SICKENING + ANNOYING.
whole day on the hp or on the internet.
say doing work.
YEAH MAN,
i soooooo believe.
wy not go back to your office then.

anw,
i was looking throught each and every of my previous posts.
since last year.
some parts really doesnt sound like me.
where did my vocab come from?
amazing.

but,
those happiness, those relations,
cease to exist.
or rather, i think may not ever exist, once more.
haiya.

14 Papers, 12 days.
now left with 12 papers 10 days!,
if i calculated correctly la.(:

&Elaine ee,
i am independent!
yay!
eh, i cooked green bean soup!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Scarlett Johansson gives boyfriend a tooth for his birthday

Ryan Reynolds gets an unusual gift

Scarlett Johansson has reportedly given boyfriend Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday. The Smokin Aces star turned 31 on Tuesday but Scarlett, 22, held an early celebration for him at LA's Chateau Marmont hotel last week. At the dinner, Scarlett presented Ryan with the unusual gift.

'She'd just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,' a source tells E!.

Generous Scarlett is also said to have paid for hunky Ryan to have a full body massage, but her spokesman has not confirmed the gossip.

'Scarlett was out of town for Ryan's birthday but she gave him a gift this weekend in private,' says the actress's rep. 'There was no one else there.'
GRRRRRR.
damn it.

my whole post's gone.
and the autosave thingy is missing.
smth's wrong with this damn thing.
have to retype everything.

now's not 13th nov yet.
but grrrrr.

planned with G alr.
on 13th nov.
im going to the salon to get my hair done!
very very very very impt!
like finally.

so my mom got into accident just now.
aiya, its soon or ltr one la.
it was a Chain Collision.
next time, if i ever sit in her car.
i must make sure that should i get into an accident,
i must choose the injury that will be able to claim the most $$$.

i drive better la huh.
lol
i want a convertible by 18!
i told my dad that i wanted it for my bday.
and he said: "ya, you think nxt time u can support yourself first or not".
hahahha.

i've got plan tang !
at least its a dream.
and its not say not very impossible.
HAHAHAHA.

freaking ulcer agn.
kept using my tongue to touch the ulcer.
sucks la,
damn pain:(

and I will never ever eat persimmon.
or whatever you call that.
Eat till whole mouth numb.
and im currently chewing on 3 mentos(es),
to get back my sense of taste.

fetch abc from there agn tmr .
hahaha.
have to go back school collect stuff.
HAIYA WASTE TIME la.


tattoo

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

planes, trains, automobiles, and beavers

I'm giving a talk at Yale tomorrow. For this, I am taking the first flight out tomorrow to Boston, and then taking the train from Boston to New Haven, so that Friday I can take the train back up to Boston and spend the weekend re-visiting Boston and Cambridge.

I talked to my mother earlier this evening. She was impressed to hear I am giving a talk at Yale. She talked about how proud my grandfather would be if he were alive, that a grandson of his would be flying to the east coast to give a talk at Yale. That cinched the conclusion that I really need to wear a jacket and tie for this.

Yale asked me for a title months ago, and the result is that I'm talking about a project I thought I would have returned to by now but have not. Really, the talk is going to be two, not-yet-published, conference-length talks spliced together into one colloquium-length talk. I wish I was farther along on the projects in question, but I think the talk will go okay if I am not too exhausted from the lack of sleep and traveling. Also, having the research be not what I am working on right now means that I will probably be less adroit in answering any questions than I might otherwise be.

Unrelated: A friend of mine is looking for apartments and saw an ad for an 8th floor unit in a building that a rate-your-apartment service online had a report of some "small rodent" problem. She wondered whether a building with a rodent problem could have rodents all the way to the 8th floor. I said yes. Correct? I also said the only thing for sure ruled out by the phrase "small rodent" was beavers, since beavers are the largest rodent. However, Wikipedia says I'm wrong, and that beavers are only the second-largest rodent, after the capybara. So, question 2: if somebody complained on a rate-your-apartment site about a beaver infestation problem, would an eighth floor unit be safe?

correlation, or causality?

ObamaPredictionMarkets

Above is a graph of the predicted probabilities over the past year of Barack Obama being the Democratic nominee for president, as available on intrade.com. The red line corresponds to when I officially endorsed Obama on this weblog.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Rockmore Williams –Lady Rock/ It Was Her


Rockmore Williams – It Was Her/ Same –Mooncrest Moon 6 (1973 UK)
Rockmore Williams –Lady Rock/ Same –Mooncrest Moon15 (1973 UK)

Mr. Williams, or Rockmore to his friends, unleashed these two gritty semi-Glam rockers into oblivion and probably didn’t release anything else using this pseudonym…He reminds me a bit of Peter D. Kelly and Lady Rock would have certainly been more than a suitable follow –up to Rock To The Jukebox. It Was Her has a neat descending horn riff à la Elected and you can nearly hear his medallion bouncing off his hairy chest…So who was Rockmore Williams?

Click on title for edits of Lady Rock and It Was Her

my very slow adventures settling in, virtual edition

Today, I switched my professional webpage so as to list my Northwestern affiliation rather than my Harvard/Wisconsin one. I had forgotten all about this until an NU student apologetically sent a message to my GMail account, saying said she couldn't actually find my NU e-mail address anywhere online.

I am still deciding whether to move my professional webpage from jeremyfreese.com to jeremyfreese.org or jeremyfreese.net. Opinions welcome. I would set up a blogpoll if I had the energy for it right now.

One of Northwestern's staff, meanwhile, asked me either to send a photo of myself for the webpage, or to set up a time to have one taken. I've been avoiding it because their faculty page does something strange with the photos that makes a large percentage of them look like the resolution or aspect ratio is inappropriate. I am unphotogenic enough that I don't need technical deficiencies making my visage more unsightly.

Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Show Swimsuit Bodies, Make Out in Miami

So what do you do after you have tossed six touchdowns against the Miami Dolphins? If you are New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady you hit the beach with your Supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and show off those swimsuit bodies. Gisele looks absolutely stunning as she soaks up the sun as Tom looks on insome of the photos that have been posted online.

Splash news has all the photos here and this short report: "A day after torching the Miami Dolphins’ defense for 354 yards and six touchdowns with no interceptions, New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady enjoyed an off day with gorgeous girlfriend Gisele Bundchen at the exclusive Setai Hotel."

Next up for Brady and the Pats in their quest to go unbeaten is the Washington Redskins next Sunday. From the way their playing I think the only thing that can stop the Pats is themselves or Gisele turning into Yoko Ono. Cute line. The New York Daily News says that the model and the QB were making out right after the game .

Rush and Molloy report that Brady and Bundchen hit up SkyBar at The Shore Club, where they kissed so much the duo barely came up for air. "It was almost embarrassing to watch," said an onlooker. "She was holding his face, and they kept kissing all night. They ignored everyone. But they wore matching outfits, jeans and white tops, and looked cute together."

one little boy detective playing a pc game; before long it was morning, and then he just felt lame

Out of some perverse desire to screw up any hope of getting my sleep onto a proper schedule, I was up until almost 3 last night finishing a computer game, And Then There Were None, based on the Agatha Christie novel. I hadn't played a PC game in several years (indeed, I'm not sure I have since graduate school), but I was intrigued by it because back in junior high I read all of Agatha Christie's novels. I was curious how one would adapt And Then There Were None into a game, especially since the box promised the game was not compromised if you'd already read the book--it was the world's all-time best-selling mystery novel, and still is if you refuse to acknowledge that the first Harry Potter book is a mystery novel.

As a sociological aside, And Then There Were None has its title because the American publishers in 1940 chose not to bring it out under it's original UK title, Ten Little [N-Words]. (That title is based on a nursery rhyme that is central to the plot.) An American paperback in 1964 used the name that had been used by an earlier play, Ten Little Indians. Current versions of the paperback apparently omit the "Indians" as well and go with "Soldiers." The game I was playing used "Sailor Boys."

The game does indeed have a different ending than the book. I used online hints liberally, because there was no way I was giving this a week or whatever of my life. As a result of these hints, I was able to solve a series of puzzles that first had me break a code to open a secret passage to an underground cavern, then take a raft ride to an abandoned village, then build a giant parachute to try to fly off the island, and then find a buoy at sea with a secret German radio beacon. All this, in turn, turned out to be absolutely irrelevant to the solving the murder or anything else with how the game ends.

The game was sold as a Double Mystery Pack, along with Murder on the Orient Express. It promises "an all-new surprise ending." Murder on the Orient Express is one of the two Christie novels known especially for its distinctive solution, the other being The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. My suspicion looking at the materials was that they were going to trade the ending of Murder on the Orient Express with the ending for The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. I'm not sure I'm going to play through the game to find out if I'm right, though.

Monday, October 22, 2007

VANESSA HUDGENS SIGNS DEAL WITH ‘GIRLS GONE WILD’

Just days after being fired by Disney, “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens has signed a three-video deal with “Girls Gone Wild.” “Unlike the Walt Disney Company, we will not censor Ms. Hudgens’ artistic freedom to expose her breasts and vagina,” said Joe Francis, the creator of “Girls Gone Wild.”

The news comes just a month after nude photos of Hudgens appeared on the Internet. A source form Disney revealed to OK! Magazine that, as a result of the scandal, the 18-year-old actress will not appear in “High School Musical 3.”

“To be honest, ‘High School Musical’ was never a good fit for me,” said Hudgens. “I’m finally going to have the freedom to get really drunk, go on a tour bus, and show my boobs and my privates. That’s the reason I became an actress.”

“I think Vanessa is a wonderful actress and she will be a great addition to my video series,” said Francis from his jail cell in Nevada where he’s being held on federal tax evasion charges and contempt of court in a civil case. “She’s young and eager to expose herself and that’s quite appealing to our core demographic of horny older men.”

Some, however, are questioning whether Hudgens’ fans will follow her to her newest starring role.

“I’m confident that most fans of ‘High School Musical’ were watching for me and not the story or the songs or what’s-his-name-Efron,” she explained. “I expect that they will follow me wherever I go, especially when I get totally naked.”

Parents who have been trying to shield their children from the nude photo will have a dilemma on their hands when some of the kids start requesting videos of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ starring Hudgens.

“I know my ten year old shouldn’t be watching these videos with naked girls. I know that,” said parent Melissa Gnostow. “But my Aron is such a huge Vanessa fan. Vagina or no vagina, I think I’ll buy the videos for him because if the other kids at school get it and he doesn’t, it will be embarrassing for all of us in our family.”

i am trying to imagining the sioux city officials response when the faa told them, 'don't want SUX? how about GAY?'

From AP [HT: MS]:
SIOUX CITY, Iowa (AP) — City leaders have scrapped plans to do away with the Sioux Gateway Airport's unflattering three-letter identifier — SUX — and instead have made it the centerpiece of the airport's new marketing campaign.

The code, used by pilots and airports worldwide and printed on tickets and luggage tags, will be used on T-shirts and caps sporting the airport's new slogan, "FLY SUX." It also forms the address of the airport's redesigned Web site — http://www.flysux.com.

Sioux City officials petitioned the Federal Aviation Administration to change the code in 1988 and 2002. At one point, the FAA offered the city five alternatives — GWU, GYO, GYT, SGV and GAY — but airport trustees turned them down.
Although I bet they would sell more "FLY GAY" t-shirts than they will FLY SUX.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Eva Mendes was scared to masturbate on screen

Actress Eva Mendes was reportedly so petrified at the idea of watching herself moan on the big screen - she tried to talk her way out of a masturbation scene that opens her new flick ‘We Own The Night.’

Mendes revealed that she did everything she could to make director James Gray’s change his mind about the “uncomfortable scene”, but he was adamant that’s how his movie should start.

“I remember being so scared that morning and really trying to stall, but I just had to do it. Usually you feel that ticking time bomb but that morning it was a couple of hours of me and Joaquin and James just talking,” she said.

Mendes added that she talked herself into an oblivion and did the scene at last.

“I just talked myself into an oblivion and did it. That was the last scene we shot and we had three months of history together, which really helped. The scene is erotic but it comes from a place of love,” she added.

Meanwhile, the actress has revealed that she does her gardening in the nude - she said that she is so comfortable in her own skin, she even weeds her flowerbeds and trims her bushes while she’s completely naked.

Eva said: “I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening!

“We’re Cuban, and it’s a hot island. Why not go nude?”

Saturday, October 20, 2007

DOTA IS BAD.
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!

got my goodie bag today(:
thanks G for passing it to A,
and thanks A for passing it to me(:
filled with stuff,
like pen, stress ball, notes,
chicken essence, and a photo,
with the chang-er.
MOST THROW-FACE POINT OF MY LIFE.
chang-er with the funny looking jumbala jumbala clothes.
hahaha.

its supposed to be for the upcoming Os, i guess.
lol.
chicken essence has a super weird taste.
and so, it'll only be for storage and display purpose.
hahaha.

Only 2 1/2 More days to the BIG Os.
AND LESS THAN 1 MTH TO PARTY TIME!!!!
YAYNESS.

partypartypartyparty(:


i shall not come online anymore,
until 13th nov.
damn POA luh,
finish so late.

Or maybe i'll come online before the 13th.
cos on te 13th,
its only MCQ,
so i guess i'll start playing even b4 the POA MCQ(:
hahahaha.

only 2-3 weeks plus to,
TOTAL GRADUATION + FULL FORCE FREEDOM!
What can an investigating officer do

Some of the powers of an investigating officer are as follows:

To order a person to go to a police station or other place for questioning and for taking of a statement;
To record what you have to say and ask you to sign it;
To search a place and take away things to be used as evidence;
To seize properties which may be exhibits in the case.


Statements

The law provides for the taking of two kinds of statements:

a Witness Statement (or sometimes called an Investigation Statement) and/or
a Cautioned Statement upon a person being charged.
Generally, you are required to give both kinds of statements.

Witness Statement

This statement is given when the police question you about the facts and circumstances of the case with which you may be acquainted. You are bound to answer truthfully. However, you have a right to choose not to make a statement with regard to any matter which will expose you to a criminal charge.

Cautioned Statement

This type of statement is required to be given upon an accused person being charged with an offence.

When you are charged, the investigating officer will warn you by written notice served on you. In the notice, the charge is set out and you will be asked whether you wish to say anything in answer to the charge. The notice also advises you to mention whatever facts you intend to rely on in your defence at the trial. For example, if you did not commit the crime or you were elsewhere when the crime took place, you should say so.

The charge must be explained to you. If you do not understand the charge, you should tell the investigating officer. If you need an interpreter, ask for one.

When you say anything in your defence, the investigating officer must record it or you may write it yourself. This will be your cautioned statement. The officer must read it over to you. If it is what you have told him you must sign it. If there are any mistakes, you must make the corrections.

What a witness does

As a witness, your duty is to answer questions put to you by lawyers, prosecutors or the Judge truthfully. You should not alter your evidence to benefit anyone or try to influence the evidence of any other witness.

Copyright © The Law Society of Singapore

Biel embarrassed by bottom-pinching photo

Jessica Biel has been left red-faced after the publication of a photograph showing a girlfriend grabbing her bottom while boyfriend Justin Timberlake's back was turned.

Biel and Timberlake were at the Lambeau Field stadium in Green Bay, Wisconsin on 7 October, an hour before American football team the Green Bay Packers took on the Chicago Bears.

And while pop superstar Timberlake was facing the opposite direction, the couple's female friend copped a feel of Biel's behind - and a picture of the moment has been published in American magazine Star.

An onlooker tells the publication: "It looked like the friend reached over and squeezed Jessica's butt while Justin was looking out at the field.

"Jessica didn't even flinch - but when Justin suddenly turned around, Jessica's friend pulled her hand away."

Friday, October 19, 2007

in case I was under any delusions that graduate school was something other than a very long time ago

Jay uses the example in his sociology class of Radiohead letting fans choose how much to pay for their new album and discovers that no one in his class appears to have heard of them.

Completely unrelatedly, an unusually kind-spirited friend of mine recently had occasion where she was supposed to speak extemporaneously for a few minutes about her "least favorite celebrity." She ended up drawing a blank. I told her that if I had been me, I would have done Paul McCartney (see, e.g., here or here). We then decided that maybe this wasn't a good idea, given that the task was only to speak briefly and that there was some incentive not to come across as a raving lunatic during that time.

The Garnets –Indian Uprising


The Garnets –Indian Uprising/Teenage Summer Crash Course –Pink Elephant PE 22.837 (1974 Dutch issue)

Although written and produced by J. Vincent Edwards, The Garnets seem to have been a bunch of mutoid Belgians, who never having fully recovered from losing the Congo, went West and ventured into Redbone territory with this fine single. While lacking the full on assault of Propeller’s Apache Woman or AbacusIndian Dancer, Indian Reservation is simply full on stupid, but oh so marvelous…Highly recommended with no reservations whatsoever…Teenage Summer Crash Course on the other hand is an OK-Glam-by-numbers rocker but sounds rather out of breath and middle-aged.

Click below for a full version of Indian Uprising

Hilton's Rwanda trip to be reality TV show

Paris Hilton's forthcoming visit to Rwanda is to be filmed for a new reality TV show.

The socialite's five-day trip next month will form part of The Philanthropist, which will feature celebrities and business moguls undertaking work for charity.

Hilton declared that she wanted to raise awareness of good causes after serving time in jail for driving offences earlier this year.

The visit will be filmed by celebrity charity organisation Playing For Good, which was recently announced as its sponsor.

But Hilton insisted that it is not a publicity stunt, saying she enjoys her reality TV appearances because they "show people what everyday life is like for me".

The 26-year-old has admitted that she is "really scared" about the trip.


academic freedom doesn't mean very much if it doesn't extend to stuff we don't like

I belong to a perhaps dwindling group of academics who self-identify as liberal but also believe that it is a sad day whenever a fellow academic loses a job for saying something out loud that they genuinely believe. I was proud when UW-Madison went to the mat on behalf of an adjunct professor who believes that the 9/11 attacks were a conspiracy. I was sad when Ward Churchill was fired for plagiarism charges that never would have been pursued had he not made an abhorrent comparison between 9/11 victims and lackeys of the Nazi regime. So, no, I'm not prancing with joy around my office because James Watson has been suspended from his administrative responsibilities at Cold Springs National Laboratory--although that's better than his being suspended from his affiliation there entirely, which was the initial report I read.* (It remains to be seen whether there will be a push to rename the school named after him.)

Part of the media coverage on the Watson episode has included bringing up past statements of his as evidence of some putatively larger pattern of despicable speech. I'm intrigued by the very first example that CNN's stories keep using:
In 1997, Britain's Sunday Telegraph quoted Watson as saying that if a gene for homosexuality were isolated, women who find that their unborn child has the gene should be allowed to have an abortion.
Obviously, I believe that women should not choose to abort a fetus because of some indication that the child was otherwise going to grow up to be gay. But, I thought the whole point of bumper stickers like "Keep Your Laws Off Of My Body" and "If You Don't Like Abortion Don't Have One," is that my belief about what a woman should choose, at least in the first trimester, is irrelevant for whether a woman should be allowed to choose for herself whether to have an abortion or not. It's not exactly the same to say that women should have the right to choose, except for a couple of reasons that we have decided are morally abhorrent, in which case she should be compelled to carry the child.

How exactly would we enforce that, anyway? I take it as obviously infeasible to give women information but prevent them from acting upon it, yet still allow them otherwise to choose to abort their fetus for unspecified other reasons. "It's not because he has the gay gene, honest! I just changed my mind, is all." So presumably what would need to be done is to outlaw the screening test, at least until whatever gestational point women no longer have an unrestricted right to an abortion. Even if the screening test was relatively straightforward and involved genetic information really only relevant to sexual orientation, I'm unsure how I would feel about saying the mother has no right to this information, but given the multiple effects of genetics and how whatever genetic information implication in sexual orientation might also be relevant for other traits, it seems even more suspect to me to endorse withholding this information.

Incidentally, I don't actually think there would be much of a market for aborting fetuses because they have some elevated risk of being gay, or even if there was some combination of genes that for sure would lead a child to be gay (note that the possiblility that genetic configuration X results in a gay adult is not equivalent to saying all gay adults have genetic configuration X). Abortion based on the sex of the child, meanwhile, may be a different matter.

* The idea that academic freedom does not extend to retaining leadership posts is the only way I can feel comfortable with what happened to Larry Summers at Harvard.

yen for ham fighting

To ask why I would be looking at the Wikipedia entry for "Professional Baseball in Japan" is to fundamentally misunderstand how I use Wikipedia, but anyway here is a quote from it:
For almost 30 years, until 1906, a game could be viewed freely, as it was considered shameful to take money for doing something the players liked.
Granted, of course all sorts of people do not like their jobs, but it's interesting to imagine making a living and enjoying your job being mutually exclusive as a normative matter.

Speaking of Japanese baseball, I still remember when someone told me that the Nippon Ham Fighters are to be read as "The Fighters for the Nippon Ham corporation" rather than "The Ham Fighters of Nippon."
HAHAHAHAA.

woke up early today.
arnd 10 plus.
HUH! WHOSE FAULT HUH!
@#$%^&*(*&^%
LOL.

went out.
wasnt raining yet.
went to popular.
then took a bus from the interchange to There.
walked to the opposite bus stop.
sat there for awhile.
&it started RAINING HEAVILY.
RAHHH.
the rain came in.
hands and legs were wet.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN IT RAINS, & I'M OUT!
pffffssss.

Waited for !@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&* long for -!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Went to Kovan for lunch.
ate and did a few pages of chem.(:
lols.

In the bus,
there was this girl,
who turned arnd and smiled at me.

(im sure she was smiling to me ,
cos i was in the last row.
shouldnt have anyone else right.)

so i was quite shocked and looked away.
&when i looked back,
she smiled at me again.
so i gave a quick smile and looked out of the window.

SCARYYY.
when a singaporean smiles at you,
smth must be wrong.
HAHAHAHA.
maybe there was Someone else.
LOL

after that,
went back home,
& slept.
hahaha.

OH&,
G, i agree with you!
MY DAD'S CHILDISH.
AND STILL THINKS HE'S YOUNG.
Roller coaster rides and all that,
At this age,
still wearing Billabong board shorts,
addidas t shirts,
Billabong belt,
and that Hairstyle.
TSK.
hahhaa.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

city walls

dream (夢)
all images, except this, by J

The walls of ancient cities mark their boundaries and serve to control traders, aliens, intruders and disease. Today's cities are marked instead by their porosity. They boast not of limits, but of - to use our island's governmentspeak - "possibilities" (or the super cringe-worthy "possibicities").

Maybe today's city walls are represented instead by our museum and gallery walls. While these walls face inward, they invite instead of deny and repel. They close off a room, but open up imaginative spaces and physical spaces for not only inhabitants of the city but all kinds of folks to question, critique, demand, contemplate, play. These walls hold up for its inhabitants and visitors to view the strength of a city's financial and intellectual currency with the world, its ability to talk above its domestic noise, and its vitality.

In fact, a mark of cities that are deemed to have arrived is that their museums and galleries are must-sees. So if you are in Tokyo, us amps recommend these art museums/galleries that we saw:

(1) The Mori Arts Centre on the 53rd flr of Mori's Roponggi Hills development. [Y1,500 for a combined ticket to the gallery & city view]
bird (鳥之窗)
View just below the 53rd Flr Mori Art Centre

It is not a conventional gallery or museum in the sense that there is no permanent collection to speak of. When we were there, the gallery was showing the 2nd "Roponggi Crossings" (the first was in 2004). The team of curators had chosen artists whom they had produced the most exciting work and reflected the future of Japanese contemporary art. Another common idea was that of working across disciplines or having made some form of crossover. Hence there were artists who also produced manga, collaborated with musicians, or started in the field of photography or as an ironsmith! Visitors could vote for the most impactful work. Both J and I - aiyah, soulmates mah! - chose the same artist - a photographer who had taken these nightmarish yet strangely alluring shots of underground Tokyo and animals in test labs.

(2) Suntory Museum of Art at the Tokyo Midtown development. [ Y1,300 for entry]
tombuilding I (建墓之一)
tombuildings

(Enroute to Tokyo Midtown, we were distracted by the large peaceful cemetary grounds right in the middle of fashionable Aoyama. It's worth a restful 30min stroll. To get there, exit the Aoyama Itochome station, it is a 10min walk. You can spot the cemetary on the map outside the station. These marble obelisks of varying sizes and age are just like the buildings in the background, or should I compare instead the buildings of the cityscape to these tombstones?)

It's a small and elegant 2 storey corporate gallery in the new Tokyo Midtown development. The show it had on then was on these old Japanese screens. Not quite stuff we are normally excited about, but the pieces were exquisitely made and preserved. Suntory has another museum by the Osaka Harbour (there are tons of corporate galleries in Tokyo, such as the Shiseido Gallery, the Seibu Gallery, Parco Gallery, many of which had launched artists' careers. Ah why won't our Temasek Holdings or SIA, please, start a corporate collection and gallery? Even Korea's Samsung has, that's another mark of a nation!). The Suntory Museum is worth a 45min visit if it's the only thing in the upmarket Tokyo Midtownthat you can afford! There were troops of middle-aged Japanese visitors when we were there.

(3) The 21-21 Design Sight designed by Tadao Ando and buried in the garden of Tokyo Midtown [ Y2,000 for entry]
21(二一)
21-21 Design Sight by Tadao Ando right beside the Tokyo Midtown

When we were there, 21-21 Design Sight was showing a brilliantly curated, thought-provoking, engaging and enjoyable exhibition on "Water", presenting installations that interpreted this resource - its qualities, its forms in the landscape and weather, its textures and sounds, our memories and imagined experiences. The entry ticket was costly, but worth every yen.

(4) The new National Art Centre Tokyo (NACT) designed by the late Kurokawa 5min away from Tokyo Midtown
NACT (藝)

Kurokawa had passed away a week or so before we visited this museum. A few nights ago, we had also watched a documentary (probably a special re-run) of Kurokawa travelling somewhere in Eastern Europe (or was it Russia?) re-visiting an old friend and speaking about the architectural works in that city. We did not know then that he had just died. The NACT had several shows running concurrently - one on Vermeer, one showcasing 100 years of Nitten (a government-sponsored art competition that probably represented a particularly conventional and staid strain still present), and one of photographs by Shigeo Anzai. All the exhibitions were individually ticketed.

We caught the exhibition of Shigeo Anzai's (a ticket was Y1100, with a Y200 discount if you showed the stub for the Suntory Museum) photographs of various artists and their works/shows from the 1970s till today. It was chronologically presented, with photographs tacked on the walls organised as a timeline. No fancy curation - but as a document of documentation, it was apt and showed the sheer breadth and development of Japanese contemporary art.

patterns (圖)
The Omotesando Hills development and fashionable crowd are part of the pervasive art - spot the pattern!

But what amazed me was (not unlike the Suntory Museum) the crowds that were present at the museum. It was a weekday afternoon, and even when we left at 6pm, with us was a group of about 100 visitors who had remained in the museum till closing time.

Hmmm. I know this is a vacation, but these visits to the various galleries and museums naturally led me to think about work and our tropical island 7 hours away by plane. What do our museums and galleries mean to us?

home III (家之三)
Tired salaried folks are the same everywhere in the world.

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P/S. If you have the time, the Museum of Contemporary Art Tokyo is also well worth a visit. It is located beside Kiba park, which is a 30-45min train ride away from places like Shibuya. We were there 4 years and had gone there again this time, only to discover that it was shut for the installation of a new show on art and design due to open the next day!

sl/b/urp

We are at a lost for words after 10 tiring but inspiring days in Japan (also mostly because most evenings I've too much beer, sake or choya-soda in me to concentrate!), so here's some pseudo-manga:

slurp1.jpg
slurp2.jpg
slurp3.jpg
what competiting in Tokyo looks like - click for larger view in fickr

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Atkinson soccer ace split due to hookers

Gemma Atkinson has revealed that she split with soccer ace Christiano Ronaldo because he slept with prostitutes.

She added that there was no official end-point to their relationship, but rather that they just drifted apart following his misdemeanors.

Atkinson told The Sun: "I did go out with Cristiano, but it all ended when he was caught sh*gging prostitutes.

"He didn’t dump me but I didn’t dump him - it just sort of ended. And now I’m seeing someone else, who is semi-famous."

The former Hollyoaks actress also explained that she is currently planning to record a pop album in the US and that she has begun working on a new British movie starring Joanna Lumley and Jamie Winstone.

The ex-soap star commented: "I can’t tell you the name of the film because I’m not meant to be discussing it at all."

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Christopher Milk - EP



Please welcome back Collin with this fine review. Please note that the views and opinions represented by this review should NOT be mistaken for those of the owner and operators of this blog…



Christopher Milk –EP – UA SP -66 (1971 US)

I think by-far the best description I’ve ever read of this marginal piece of fluff was the GEMM listing that convinced me to buy it in the first place:

'Rock scribe (John Mendelsohn) wants to be a rock star - insider joke band makes nice early glam, pre-punk sound'.


For those not in the also-ran know, John Mendelsohn was perhaps the ultimate early 70’s Anglophile (Muswell top-ranking!). All pop, no style, John’s strictly roots journey to superstar writer-DUMB began with a notable stint beating-skins with the embryonic Halfnelson (soon to become Sparks) before graduating to out-and-out skin-(flute)-suckling with his own hype L.A. fashion band, Christopher Milk (whom he promoted ceaselessly in nearly every record review he scribed). Brendan Mullen tried to pass them off as ‘proto-punk’ in the pages of his poor-poor-very-poor, We’ve Got The Neutron Bomb, which, like most everything else contained in said narrative, failed to hold enough water to drown a newborn kitten or enough substance to fill a pot-hole. Not even known good-guy Gregory Shaw had much positive to say about ‘em (even though he did allow Mendelsohn liberty in 1977 to turn in a truly horrific EP as The Pits which was so embarrassing most BOMP discographies today will not even acknowledge its existence or shouldn’t anyway!). So…on the threshold of such a dreamy ‘n’ positive introduction, what – really – are we left with?


Well, the Warners album Some People Will Drink Anything may suck righteously, but the United Artists EP (that’s EXTENDED PLAYER) that preceded it is as alright with me as Jesus is/was with the Doobies! Over-bearing and not wholly successful attempt at reconciling the style/sound of Arthur/Village Green-era Kinks with the sardonic sartorialness of the Bros. Mael, Mendelsohn and Milk here unveil four fun-fun-fun laugh-fests that I can see appealing to fans of everyone from the Bonzo Dog Band to The Who. Semi-ridiculous lyric themes - There's A Broken Heart For Every Rock And Roll Star On Laurel Canyon Boulevard, To You He's Just A Cop, But To Me He's Mr. Right, nice grumbling bass sound, EXTREMELY UNDERPRIVILEGED orphan-pledge-drive vocal range, a price tag of zero dollars (free to anyone back then through the pages of Phonograph Record Magazine) – yup, all things bright and beautiful, Christopher Milk had them all. …then I guess they forgot the basic difference between tragedy and comedy is measured in equal parts sympathy and fear. And while I may fear for Mendelsohn’s ego following Christopher Milk’s inevitable curdling expiration , sympathy I have none. Too bad too. Everybody loses! You, me and even Mike Saunders, who had his own reasons for wanting to see Mendelsohn make it:

“And just think: if C. Milk become stars, maybe Mendelsohn will quit writing. Now that’d be something to look forward to!”

Pick To Click: ‘Hey, Heavyweight!

Click below for the 3 minute mono edit of Hey, Heavyweight!

I'm not stupid like Hilton and Lohan, says Reid

Actress Tara Reid will never get into trouble with the authorities because she isn't "stupid" like party girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

The 'American Pie' beauty, 31, insists she is a reformed party girl and is no longer prepared to risk her career, insisting her work comes before her social life.

"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I've always had good friends around me," said Reid.

"They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don't let them get themselves in trouble.

"You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day's work - never."

Monday, October 15, 2007

Jessica Simpson Loves Sex Shows

Jessica Simpson spent Friday evening having dinner at surfer stop Bob Morris’ Beach Cafe in Malibu.

The Dukes of Hazzard actress, who has been eying properties recently in NYC, made headlines for her night at a sex show while in the Big Apple.

According to reports, the With You singer insisted on taking her own pictures of “simulated love-making in a silhouette show” at New York nightclub The Box.

A source told the New York Daily News: “Jessica was fascinated by what was happening on stage behind the curtain and got her camera out to take some snaps. She was really enjoying the show.”

it's seems wrong that something with a 31.8% chance of not happening should feel like a foregone conclusion, but it does

Current market-based estimates of the probability of candidates winning the 2008 Democratic nomination:
Clinton: 68.6%
Gore: 11.5%
Obama: 11.2%
Edwards: 3.5%
So, Obama has fallen behind someone who has given no indication of running for President. It's becoming harder to imagine what that 1 in 3 scenario would be under which Clinton does not win the nomination.

I am no longer as pessimistic about Clinton's chances of winning the general election, although I'm not sure if this is just me being lulled into denial about how nasty the Republican negative campaigning against her is going to be.

Prediction markets, incidentally, have consistently failed to reflect the idea that Clinton faces a particular disadvantage over other Democratic candidates should she get the nomination. So while people such as myself like to opine that idea, it doesn't have traction among anyone willing to put money where their mouth is.
CONGRATS TOH TOH TOH!
For winning the click 5 thingy!!
YAY.
free merchandises.
FREE.

HAAHA.
yep,
and she thought me how to cast some spell today.
i'll try it,
DEFINITELY!
hahha.


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Dreams are the opposite of reality.
REALLY!!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

alas, poor bucky

Via Tom, a story by Madison's alternative newspaper here is enough to make a former UW faculty member melancholy about what UW has to contend with in the Wisconsin legislature. Some selections:

Explaining [State Rep.] Nass' 2005 push to make faculty follow codes of conduct, including not making "anti-American" statements, Mikalsen says, "Part of the issue is we have foreign-born professors. Those professors say things."

[...]

Last year, Nass became chair of the Assembly's Colleges and Universities Committee, which oversees the entire UW System. As the UW's foremost critic, he made good on his reputation, joining his GOP colleagues in the Assembly in backing major cuts to specific UW programs and an overall budget that would, over the next two years, force the System to make $120 million in cuts.

Asked how he chose specific cuts, Nass gives a vague answer about looking for ways to reduce spending. It's Mikalsen who responds: "We know where they're hiding the money. We're able to go after line items."

[...]

Among the cuts proposed by Republicans: 17 administrative positions (which Nass considers "duplicative"); 25% of the UW's communications and marketing staff; and $4 million from a special fund to retain "high-demand" faculty. [I presume this is the same fund that was just created to try to help staunch the exodus of midcareer-faculty-with-mobility-options from Madison.] In the capital budget, the Assembly has also eliminated funding for new student dormitories and student unions.
Sigh.

bull

I haven't been feeling very bloggy lately. It hasn't been due to my being a tornado of productivity on professional fronts. Indeed, between moving, getting settled in, having a friend visit, and dealing with a post-all-that malaise, mid-August to mid-October has been the least productive two month period for me since graduate school. All this is further evidence that blogging and professional productivity have this curious curvilinear relationship for me: my less productive times professionally correspond blog-wise to the times when I am posting (relatively) little or a lot.

This past week, I finally switched my e-mail from forwarding from my Northwestern to my Wisconsin account to the reverse. Then today, I switched it back again. I'm having a couple of different problems with Northwestern's e-mail servers. My hope is that these will move toward being resolved when I have a desktop machine running Outlook in my office. I worked out the specs on my computer with staff here on July 17. I've been here since the first week of September. Last week the machine finally arrived, and now I'm waiting for computing staff to install the software. The cause of the delay in getting a machine is not entirely clear to me, other than that the problem was in getting the order actually placed and not with Dell filling the order and shipping it out. Anyway, suffice it to say that this has one more week to resolve itself before I officially Flip Out.

The computing problems are perhaps the most emblematic way I've let myself be thwarted by things from getting off to the best start work-wise here at Northwestern. Accordingly, this afternoon I am writing a little document to myself "Motivational Bull" to articulate my short- and medium-term priorities and try to get myself more oriented toward action rather than whingeing around in my head.* I got the phrase "Motivational Bull" from an earlier post by Chris. Looking back at that now, I realize that he might have meant "bull" in the sense of "bull[bother]". I thought he had meant it like a papal bull--a motivational edict to the self--and thought that was a felicitious and inspiring turn of phrase.

* If I could make four changes to Standard American English, they would be: (1) To make the word "whingeing" commonplace, (2) To make "y'all" standard and free of Southern connotation, (3/4) and to adopt the Australian preferences of "potato gems" for "tater tots" and "fairy floss" for "cotton candy."

it's a squeeze!

70 (七)
J spied upon this 1.4m tall Tokyo-ite all dressed in 70s gear 2 tables away from us.

We finally arrived in Tokyo this evening, having done all the touristy visits in the Kansai region, and now back doing what we probably would do at home too - having a coffee, watching the people go by and drawing in our books. On difference is Tokyo's late night TV. It is a strange humour, to have a detective series where the lead detective's special skill is flinging his wig (boomerange style) at criminals and the female detective has perfected the art of attacking using the suction power of those rubbery breast-enhancers.

J: Young people born in Tokyo or even Osaka are really lucky.
Y: Why do you say that?
J: I mean, look at all of them here - there's so much more they can do, the creativity and - .
Y: I don't know about that. It must be terribly competitive and pressurising. How do you stand out in a place like Tokyo?
J: [puzzled] I don't agree. Why is there a need to compete at all? You can just do whatever you are good at.
Y:... You know, you are not wrong... maybe it's my small pond mentality to say that. When you're not in a small pond, who cares about being a big fish? It's just the whole big ocean -

Space, physical space, is a previous commodity in Tokyo. The price of our hotel room - luxurious by Tokyo standards - is evidence. Unlike "global" Singapore which tries its darned best to remain "relevant" to the rest of world, there is an insularity here that comes from having a homogenous population and a fairly self-contained and sufficient domestic market. Similarly the Tokyo-ites seemed to have evolved and made good the limitations of space, and in their design responses, made this into an art. J calls this the "aesthetics of squeeze". Ah, a most Japlish term!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Paris Hilton sends Pamela Anderson wedding gift

Paris Hilton sent her congratulations to ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon and his new wife Pamela Anderson with a joke gift.

The hotel heiress dated previously dated Salomon in 2003, and they are known for making the sex tape, ‘1 Night in Paris.’

Hilton shocked Anderson by sending her a video camera as a wedding present. The camera came with a note saying ‘Congrats Mrs. Salomon, but be warned…love Paris.’ The hotel heiress was referring to and Salomon’s sex tape.

A source claims Pamela “tried to laugh it off before passing the box to Rick, who told Pammie to ignore it.”


Matchbox - Rod


Matchbox –Don’t Shut Me Out/ Rod –RAK 113 (1971 UK)

This is not the Rockabilly Revival outfit, but the sounds of Ex-Rupert’s People (Reflections of Charles Brown) members Rod Lynton and Steve Brendell soldiering on into the early 70s. Rod is in fact the B side of a pleasant up-tempo Bubblegum/ Pop number and is a strange beast indeed…Based around a rockin’ backbeat and pop vocals, they then added these weird oscillator/Theremin or Moog gurglings. The overall effect is bizarre and sounds like this was done more as a playful after-thought rather than through astute planning.

Click below for edits of Rod and Don’t Shut Me Out


This is damn funny.
SPRITE. "may the holy COKE be with you, G" lol






LALALALA(:
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